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What type of women do (You) prefer? Blondes, redheads or brunettes? What race? What body type? No poll because Salt broke the site.

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idk

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The female ones

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White
Alive
Not fat
Loves me

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9, redhead or blonde>white> any other race

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I need this woman physically

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datamining thread made by the cia

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It's not something mentally

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mfw i just narrowly avoided letting the cia know my type

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Even the CIA have women

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>>17997378
The average one on the top looks fatter than the one to her right. Also I'm 5'10" so there are barely any women taller than me or even as tall, but there are different levels of shorter than me not just "short" so this whole chart is retarded. I would pick #3 though.

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Even the CIA are human beings

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>>17997441
>Also I'm 5'10" so there are barely any women taller than me or even as tall
Do (You) happen to be Indian?

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>>17997441
shut the fuck lanklet the world doesn't revolve around your tall ass

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>>17997495
Jeets are all short what are you talking about
>>17997496
I'm average height you shortnigger

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I saw that glowtext fail nusoi

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>>17997403
no it is not Mods please delete all misinformation ITT

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White or East Asian(ev&doe race mixing is le bad o algo), don't really care about hair color that much but I like brown hair(and I do definitely have a preference for shoulder length or shorter hair, I think it's hot), and as for body just not obese basically. I also like when they are smart, alternative, interesting to talk to, and not goyim.

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>>17997527
5'10 isnt as tall as (You) think it is nuswah…

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>>17997570
and by goyim I mean like npc geg not literally not goyim seeing as I'm not a kike.

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>>17997378
>>17997496
Also I can tell you're a quote era immigrant and have fetishes for fat women and femdom, both of which are mental illnesses. You're also probably a furry. You'll most likely troon out in the future so you should just skip to killing yourself now.

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>>17997378
9 but I swear I'm not a nigger

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>>17997570
I also think dyed hair is cute in fun colors ev&doe it's fuggin wokerino o algo

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>>17997682
even doe I am a 4/qa/ rapefugee

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>>17997570
>>17997759
You sound a lot like me. There was this girl in my art class a couple years back who fit that exact description, she had short hair dyed a link pink and was really into art and shit and was really interesting to talk to and funny. Seemed very calm too and not too emotional unlike most women. She also acted very friendly to me and gave me her number which I interpreted as flirting so I asked her out and she said she had a boyfriend. I haven't even had a crush since that girl cause I'm so picky and most women are so fucking boring.

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>>17997928
light pink*

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Big booty latina trannies

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>>17997928
TSMT you sound a lot like me as well geg. I went on one date with a girl like that too, she was also into art. This is a really retarded comparison but I don't know what else to go off since I don't know what the haircut is called, she had basically the same haircut as femjanny does in picrel. The date went well but we were both busy for the next few weeks and she ended up going to a different school the next year(this was the year before last year when we were both juniors in high school). I really wish it had worked out, I still follow her on Instagram and see her posts a lot.

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Fujo so we can goon together to yaoi. Other then that don't be too fat (in a bad way).

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>>17998917
yaoi itself is weird but I do agree with you that fujo girls are usually autistic alt SISAs if they aren't fat

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Gg

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>>17998963
Yaoi is kino, but yeah that second part is why.

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She's a violent and horrifically terrifying creature of the deep

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I'm physically loathing her and she's horribly touching me

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her, i miss her orange hair and cute smile i miss her chuds

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>>17998917
>>17998963
Do you think if I start dating a fujo girl and then shave my ass and bend over in front of her once to pick something up off the floor or whatever and she sees my smooth ass and asshole, would she start fantasizing about sitting in the cuck chair and gooning while watching me get dicked down by BBC niggers?

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>>17999247
Unfortunately, this Neutralplier post could be more gay. As there is a female present within the content of the post the story itself is merely 'mostly homosexual' instead of 'absolutely homosexual'. If the 'fujo girl' were omitted and there was more emphasis on the bibisi niggers this would qualify as a proper Neutralplier post

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>>17999640
'plier is bisexual thoughever



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