/soy/ - Soyjaks

I Ain't Larping Anymore

Oh I raided to the battle in the old qa
At the end of the early 4cuck war
The young board started growing
The young blood started flowing
But I ain't larping anymore

For I've coalposted my share of newfags
In a thousand different threads
I was there at the Great Raid Horn
I heard many nusois lying I saw many more dying
But I ain't larping anymore

*(chorus)*
It's always the neusois to lead us to the war
It's always the young oldfags to fall
Now look at all we've won with the coal and the ban
Tell me is it worth it all

For I stole the timeline from the X-user land
Fought in the bloody schism war
Yes I even 'jakked my brothers
And so many others But I ain't larping anymore

For I marched to the battles of the /raid/ trench
In a war that was bound to end all wars
Oh I must have dropped a million gems
And now they want me back again
But I ain't larping anymore

*(chorus)*

For I flew the final mission in the 'cord sky
Set off the mighty mushroom ban
Oh I saw the 'arty trooning I knew that I was learning
That I ain't larping anymore

Now the janny's screamin' when they close the raid plants
X-user screams at the 'cord shore
Call it "Peace" or call it "Treason,"
Call it "Gem" or call it "Reason,"
But I ain't larping any more,
No I ain't larping any more