/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill salt. Behead salt. Roundhouse kick a salt into the concrete. Slam dunk a salt baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy salt. Defecate in a salt food. Launch salt into the sun. Stir fry salt in a wok. Toss salt into active volcanoes. Urinate into a salt gas tank. Judo throw salt into a wood chipper. Twist salt' heads off. Report salt to the IRS. Karate chop salt in half. Curb stomp pregnant black salt. Trap salt in quicksand. Crush salt in the trash compactor. Liquefy salt in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect salt. Exterminate salt in the gas chamber. Stomp salt skull with steel toed boots. Cremate salt in the oven. Lobotomize salt. Mandatory abortions for salt. Grind salt fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown salt in fried chicken grease. Vaporize salt with a ray gun. Kick old salt down the stairs. Feed salt to alligators. Slice salt with a katana.