/soy/ - Soyjaks

We need a trilogy of sharty movies.
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The first one is about jartycuck kidnapping soytan, taking her to lesotho, so Nate and Chud have to save her, killing jartcuck in the process.
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The second movie is about the ESL FNF pedo trying to collect all the brimstone and coal in the world to destroy the sharty, but Chud learns about the plan and warns Nate, since they don't know where exacly the ESL FNF pedo is, they travel all of latinx america looking for him until they get to venezuela, where they kill the villan by throwing him into a pit of brimstone.
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The last movie starts with Bernd trooning out and leading a army of xitter immigrants, redditors and other trannies to destroy the party, and since Nate and Chud have already saved the sharty once, they are send to kill Bernd (that now goes by the name of Troonella), unfortunately they fail at killing xher so xhe releases Admin 6 from hell so he can help xher to destroy the sharty, while Nate is watching the sharty being destroyed, he gets a divine view from admin thrembo blessing him, so Nate goes on a fight with Troonella, killing xher, and with the powers that admin thrembo gave him, he fights against admin 6, defeating and sending him to the deepest part of niggerhell.