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>>17977424
nobody fucking uses it :(

I fucking hate when these jews try to brainwash me with the fucking youtube animation they do. Sometimes youtube does this thing were it shows me a gay little animation on the logo. Said ""animation"" is kike brainwashing shit they push out to implant new ideas into the normies so that they are primed for the new cyop they have. I have to use my hand to cover up the animation every time it plays because I am not gonna be a fucking golem for these penny-pinching rats.

>Meet the desktop setup community

There is no such thing as that. The jews don't even have good excuses anymore. No one is autistic enough to care that much about fucking desktop setups. Even if there was a community, it would be so small that no one would talk about it. Kikes need to learn to fuck off.

>>17977439
Ernest does this

Epstein isn't dead

Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".
The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.

The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.

>>17977447
True but he is for sure not palm beach pete, that niggas just an attentionwhore

Salt is a swinny user who wants people to use the site

>>17977436
I made my first thread there and it's still up geg

staring at the sun gives your powers

>>17977501
I think it's best if we regularly run /x/ generals here, then after it get's popular enough we all move over to the actual /x/ board and revive it

I'm thinking about joining a cult, but the only ones active here that I know of are falun gong, the mormons and Jehovah's witness my parents used to be a part of ling time ago
are there any other interesting cults that are active in europe?

What was the gallon jug of snow cone mix in gate? I remember reading a post saying it gives me super powers. I remember it being given at the fun days before summer was it like the pink drink or was it neuroprotective over the summer?

I think the icecream days throughout the year had the forgetful GATE stuff, you would feel sleepy after eating the icecream, I am not sure if it was in the ice cream or the sprinkles due to how they could advise certain kids in GATE to avoid putting sprinkles on and so they can still eat the icecream/it not seeming odd from group psychology perspective the gifted kids not eating the ice cream.

Pic related but the anon who posted about snow cone mix giving him super powers posted the exact one/I recognize the I remember from my school and it made me bug out a bit

To the glowies if this is a bye bye van topic I can stop talking about it due to the possibility of the post being deleted on 4plebs

>>17977540
I once came across a meditation retreat in the UK, I think it was a full on cult, I even searched up reviews of it and some people were reporting it to be a cult. If i find it I will post it here

>>17977599
Many meditation retreats are actually small-scale cults, look into it nusoi.

You should screencap this comment and tuck it away for a month.

big things are coming

drake is involved + internet basically the whole mode of advertising that has been created over the past 3 years is going to explode. dead internet does not even begin to describe the depths of how fucked it is

>>17977481
Pete is a random old nigger that plays tennis that got free attention

>>17977442
Quit being obtuse I found several communities dedicated to desktop setups and sharing your setup has been a thing for a long time

The human body hasn't evolved to its full potential

>>17977690
Do you have any other details?

>>17977690
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>>17977540
retarded

i wish /x/ wasnt a dnb

>>17977777
nophono get

>>17977777
get

>>17977820
nusois really care about quins??? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>17977801
It's dead because this website is still tiny, like maybe 100 people use it at a time, 4cucks's /x/ has thousands of people on at a time.

>>17977852
besides /x/ on 4cuck doesn't have to force itself to be adjacent to soyjak, and can function as a more general board than /x/ here

>>17977836
I like to celebrate the little things when the log is full of brim and tranny raisin