If the last number of your ID is:0: If you have a job, you'll get fired soon. You will be unemployed and live with your parents for the rest of your life. Once they die, your cousins or siblings will take you.1: you survive off the grid on a farm in th

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Your ID determines your future Chud K8GTJEt8 09/20/26 (Sun) 18:58:48 №17975273 [Quote]

If the last number of your ID is:
0: If you have a job, you'll get fired soon. You will be unemployed and live with your parents for the rest of your life. Once they die, your cousins or siblings will take you.
1: you survive off the grid on a farm in the woods with a couple strangers.
2: The draft is reinstated (if not effective in your country) and you die in a useless nigger war.
3: You start a successfull business selling soy products, driving Soylent out of business.
4: You are critically injured in a workplace accident, and spend the rest of your life crippled.
5: You are arrested for sexual assault. Only God knows what will drive you to do such a thing, but it likely started here on the sharty.
6: You die from a heart attack next week.
7: The (((deep state))) captures you and replaces you with a lookalike. You are subject to human experimentation for eternity.
8: Your hometown gets nuked by the chinese 30 years from now.
9: Aliens kidnap you and make you immortal. You'll never see your family and friends from Earth again.

If employed, your post color determines your future job:
Red: Servant of Emperor Kanye
Orange: Human livestock
Yellow: Imageboard janny
Pink: Tranny twitch slut, part time prostitute
White: Slave on a BNWO plantation
Brown: Genetically modified hermaphroditic nigger.
Gray: State-appointed sperm donor
Light Blue: UN trooper
Dark Blue: Human guinea pig for torture experiments
Purple: Mcdonald's wagecuck
Black: Post-apocalyptic coal miner

Chud Jc5spFTx 09/20/26 (Sun) 18:58:55 №17975278 [Quote]

Roll

Chud K8GTJEt8 09/20/26 (Sun) 18:59:32 №17975289 [Quote]

Oh yeah: green is bug processor

Chud d6EcB8mk 09/20/26 (Sun) 18:59:43 №17975290 [Quote]

roll

Chud d6EcB8mk 09/20/26 (Sun) 18:59:55 №17975293 [Quote]

>>17975290
NIGGA NO

Chud T!SFE0sc 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:00:08 №17975296 [Quote]

Oy vey

Chud PM8le9NY 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:00:17 №17975299 [Quote]

Bbc

Chud Kh5sesyv 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:00:44 №17975309 [Quote]

rolll

Chud PM8le9NY 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:00:44 №17975310 [Quote]

Wtf no

Chud vaw6S5QU 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:00:52 №17975312 [Quote]

roll

Chud JZ1ymefD 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:01:42 №17975323 [Quote]

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Chud vaw6S5QU 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:01:45 №17975324 [Quote]

>>17975312
I'll be JUST like Dimitri Petrenko from World at War, WAOOOWWW!!

Chud J0jzxM0e 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:01:59 №17975329 [Quote]

MAKE ME A HOMLESS GOONER

Chud muQKvLJD 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:02:16 №17975334 [Quote]

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Chud CC67pZeG 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:02:44 №17975341 [Quote]

ROLL

Chud J0jzxM0e 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:03:01 №17975346 [Quote]

>>17975329
>went from mcdonalds wagie to homeless
CHAT LETS FUCKING GOO

Chud muQKvLJD 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:03:08 №17975349 [Quote]

Fine I guess

Chud ^R3wDWul 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:03:08 №17975350 [Quote]

ACK!

Chud oYNNWFC7 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:03:13 №17975352 [Quote]

i would be happy with 1 and 5, red and yellow

Chud oYNNWFC7 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:03:31 №17975357 [Quote]

my post color is green though

Chud VeOwcyJc 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:03:59 №17975364 [Quote]

Marge

Chud ^R3wDWul 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:04:09 №17975368 [Quote]

>>17975350
I'm going to watch Useless Nigger wars.

Chud d2vUMt0x 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:04:12 №17975371 [Quote]

infinite reppys

Chud mSgXP3WC 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:04:33 №17975375 [Quote]

Chud 5v^O2hJ0 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:06:06 №17975406 [Quote]

roll

Chud bEVJ^m7f 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:06:50 №17975417 [Quote]

roll

Chud K8GTJEt8 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:07:49 №17975439 [Quote]

>>17975417
Oh god that sucks

Chud bEVJ^m7f 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:08:59 №17975457 [Quote]

i vill serve ze zog

Chud W^TM9unr 09/20/26 (Sun) 19:09:11 №17975462 [Quote]

roll

Chud diI0zcNV 09/20/26 (Sun) 20:01:11 №17976548 [Quote]

I don't want to get blacked please