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hi 'teens, there is a girl that works at the checkout at my local supermarket that makes me say OMGSISA whenever i see her. how do i tell her this and give her my number without coming across like a creep and/or a mental asylum escapee?
all i know about her is that she is cute and cuts herself (something we can bond over o algo) so any advice would be appreciated

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>no i dont mean tell her that she makes me say OMGSISA

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Aryan question

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>>17970799 (OP)
>she cuts herself
these wompas will absolutely RUIN your life given the opportunity, don't chance it nusoi

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>something we can bond over o algo
The kind of girls that cut themselves would outright laugh at you if you ever mentioned having done such a thing yourself. Cutting is exclusively for girls who are always viewed as the victim of some pervasive immaterial evil.

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>>17970799 (OP)
Well, what does she like
Are her interests visible by the way she dresses
Try to make small talk or something

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>>17970824
i also used to do this o algo so i keep an open mind
>>17970826
i did it in the schizo way not the girly way thoughie
>>17970838
not rly cause she wears her work uniform but seems like maybe she likes some kind of ""alternative"" music which is something though

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>>17970870
>I did it in a schizo way
That's probably even worse.vrje only thing worse than a girl viewing you as weak and effeminate is them viewing you as an unpredictable threat to their health. Then again, if she's stupid enough, she might not care. Your call OP.

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>>17970870
>i also used to do this o algo
admitting to being a retarded attention whoring faggot while asking for advice is one of the most retarded things you can do for yourself

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>>17970924
people change especially throughout teenage years though
and being an effeminate weak man is obviously not enough to deter girls, since i see tons of guys like this with girlfriends . obviously whether or not they are respected by them is a diffretn story but it doesnt disqualify you entirely

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>>17971032
True. Honestly it's a "you miss 100% of the shots you never take" type of deal. I'm 1/1 on getting dates but when that relationship didn't pan out I felt pretty discouraged and haven't asked out any girls since. It was tough because that was my highschool crush too, but it's been long enough that I need to let go and stop being an idiot.

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>>17971108
i get it, i am too afraid to approach girls especially in public bcus i dont want to scare them or come off as a retard (ev&though i am or soemthing). it doesnt help that i dont do much outside of work full time and my hobbies, neither of which are good opportunities for meeting girls.

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>nobaldi gives any advice
just pass her a note with your number on or some shit

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>>17971264
nigga do not do this

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>>17970799 (OP)
just add for her socials if she has any and try to get to know her. The process from friendship to anything else seems more plausible and less odd

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>>17971441
It's worked for me in the past, plus it's not awkward because they don't have to reject you in person.

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Ask for socials idk

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>>17971601
ok i might consider doing this
>>17971571
>>17971613
good idea its just fukcing hard to ask in the first place geg

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>>17971727
id say treat yourself to something nice beforehand to not get to worked up about it

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You might have to start wearing a radiation suit

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She's getting violent I'm not even trying to be violent

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i guess i have to just find my balls and talk to her geg so i will try to approach her the next time im in there
>>17971753
i dont know how much it will help but i will try thank you
>>17971754
for?

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I imagine that it must be boring as shit.
Almost all the oblasts are just one major city surrounded by empty nothingness, I'm pretty sure most of them don't even have proper infrastructure.

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>>17971834
Oops wrong thread

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>>17971844
just delete the message bro

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>>17971834
Just keep the message bro

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>>17971834
holy geg nucaca

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>hi 'teens, there is a girl that works at the checkout at my local supermarket that makes me say OMGSISA whenever i see her. how do i tell her this and give her my number without coming across like a creep and/or a mental asylum escapee?
>all i know about her is that she is cute and cuts herself (something we can bond over o algo) so any advice would be appreciated

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>something we can bond over
Get some help OP. Please. Please get some help.

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>>17971892
im fine now but i think she still actively does it so i can like support her and work my way into her panties from there o algo

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>>17971957
if she ever catches on your rationale for helping you she obviously will hate you btw



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