/soy/ - Soyjaks

*footsteps are heard outside the window*
>hee heee
*the sounds of broken glass are heard as a bloody pink hand reaches inside and begins removing shards of glass from the frame*
<what do you want…
>hee hee.. LETS GET DRAAAANKKK!!
<i have work tommorrow
*kurvacuck begins beating himself on the head crawls through the window and sits on the floor slicing the floor with a glass shard*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! FACK YOU!
<fuck…
>DONT BE FAKKIN FAGGAT LETS PARTEEY WAHHH
*polska is holding a dead chicken and holding the same peice of glass to his neck*
>U NOO WANNA BE COOL HE GETS IT!!
*chud desires nothing more than alchol as this moment*
<fuck it
>HEEE HEE HAAHAHAHAH
*kurvanigga sets down a jerry can filled with an unknown substance on the floor and takes gulps of it*
>mmmmmmm…. AHHHHH… PART–YYY TIME!!!
<im gonna fucking die
*chudsperg lifts the nail polish smelling concoction to his face as soon the neck of the gas can reaches his lips everything goes black*
>WOHH WOHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*polska is being beaten by iron chains by a hooded figure wearing a black robe *
<huh what… AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*chud realizes he's is in a medieval dungeon and jeffery epstein has already removed most of his toes with bolt cutters*
<AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT F- ACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
*both die from blood loss over the next several days*
THE END :)