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>woke up and there's no nuthread (now with IDs)
OPERATION: RECOLONIZE
soy 'tosses in lesotho have been getting 'aped by obsessed trannies (3 in particular geg)
you VVILL draw nu 'tosses
you VVILL cover up tranny SNCA
you VVILL (((advertise))) this (no more brother wars or something)
you VVILL reportfag trannies and xheir alts into submission
>2-3 reports every 5 minutes, any more and the rapelimit is met and deletes all of your reports
>tranny accounts can be automatically timed out if they recieve enough reports
>any stray transparent pixels near soy 'tosses with tranny accounts tied to them can be reported for griefing, mention rule 2 in the reason section
>stray griefs can get (you)r account 'aped by joons, don't do anything overtly chuddy on an account with a high amount of pixels
make nu gmails
use the mobile jewtube or gmail apps to make accounts without phono verification
don't make multiple in a row to avoid jewgle assuming you're a bot and forcing phone verification on you (xhey also block your phone number and phone itself from verifying too)
>wplace phone verification
get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use vsimcard.com
if xhey ever force you to use a phone number to verify, list the number you used from there
links
>lesotho
https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.43967410823482&lng=27.997822265624993&zoom=13.046104219751305
>portland, maine
https://wplace.live/?lat=43.67829718064721&lng=-70.26512695312502&zoom=12.630592575925235
>shhh 'toss in the uk
https://wplace.live/?lat=51.98136160714894&lng=0.39489257812499057&zoom=12.476146257409301
>tajikistan (filled with jartycucks)
https://wplace.live/?lat=37.560115828951936&lng=74.189970703125&zoom=12.888681345433312
>small patch in the middle of niggerhell by me and 2 intyGODS
https://wplace.live/?lat=66.28810711274564&lng=170.64465820312495&zoom=14.6183495856204
>redditspace
>alliances
bharatgang: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
LOVESSSSSSSSASWS: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
jews united: https://wplace.live/join?id=0198c445-a410-721f-a727-e0d51fa800fb
>wplace templates
compiled here
https://uploadnow.io/f/yMvQ2Ky
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>>18047732

Momentarily.

This is merely the calm before the storm.

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>>18047735
Also before my supposed "death" I edited this to be gemmy

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Everyphono use this image
No more brother wars during raids

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>>18047744
I will make plans for OPERATION: BRAPTRIBUTION
I will find the perfect location. We, together. We will break their will once and for all. I am the empire.

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>>18047746
>no mention of swinny, kuzzy, chinny, or sparty

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>>18047759
make 100 alts o algo

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>>18047762
>no mention of swinny
Are you dumb

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up

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>>18047777

100 is too small. 1000 might suffice. 1000 per person.
Let ambition's flame burn, and starve the enemy of breath.

Che siano maledetti. ColpirΓ² due volte piΓΉ forte, l'inferno sono io.

CHE ASSAGGINO LA MIA VENDETTA!

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>>18047179
Is there a way to be a scary h4xx0r who knows how to inspect element and find out where those pixels are?

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>>18047704
WE WILL AVENGE YOU, GASSY

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>>18048162
We will need to deploy some recruitment threads then (here and in the swinny)

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>>18048162
how many max pixels do u have and also can you repair some of the 'tosses that are being raped

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bumo

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poop and niggers

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>>18047704
HEIL HEIL HEIL, WE VVILL AVENGE YOU
>hiv IDrape

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RapeWaffen Division shall avenge our fallen soyldiers… we WILL show those troons why you don't mess with us…

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im retarded how does dis event work

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>>18049352
you waste pixels on the event canvas for a chance to win droplets

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>>18049352
The 'ki articles for World War Soy (1 and 2) should contain guides doe

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>>18049374
there is a guide for using templates, but there should be guides for making alts o algo

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>>18049411
if somebaldi knows game theory (branch of mathematics), they should find out the best way to spend droplets and make a guide

my current strategy is to buy +5 until I have a cap of around 1200, then buy a flag

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>>18049447
>buy a flag
marge what does this do

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>>18049447
Unironically ask claude, he cares fan about maths

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>>18049367
so its pretty much useless geg

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>>18049556
it returns 10% of your pixels in the country of your flag

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>>18049556
Something related to having more pixels on a specific area

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>>18049575
Yeah dis

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>>18049579
Idk if it's even worth it due to it costing like 20k droplets, maybe long-term doe

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>>18049583
its worth it long term geg

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i just put it on extra thinking

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i dont have a subscription doe

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>>18049604
hopefully claude figures out the level curve in wplace, because this is very important for an accurate guide

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it was thinking for like 2.6 minutes

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>The rules I'm using: new players start with 30 charge capacity, and each charge takes 30 seconds to regenerate. That's 120 charges per hour and 2,880 per day, which is a hard ceiling on free pixels. Level equals floor of pixels to the power 0.65 divided by 30 to the power 0.65, each level adds 2 max charges, and each level pays 500 droplets, and you also get 1 droplet per pixel placed. In the store, +5 max charges costs 500 droplets, and +30 instant charges also costs 500. The country flag costs 20,000 droplets and returns 10% of the charges you spend while painting in that country, and since the refunded charges also get refunded, that's effectively a 1/9 boost (+11.1%). Those prices come from late-2025 sources, so check your in-game store. The level formula was verified recently.
>Wplace.live Game Rules 2025 | Complete Official Rules & Mechanics Guide +4

>Since pixels are time-limited, the goal is to waste no regen time and then squeeze out extra pixels. To compare purchases, look at pixels gained per droplet.


>A refill gives 30 pixels once for 500 droplets, which is 0.06 pixels per droplet, one time only. A +5 capacity upgrade adds about 5 pixels per day forever while your bar is overflowing overnight or between check-ins, which is 0.01 pixels per day per droplet. That beats a refill after 6 days. The flag adds 0.111 times your daily output, so it beats capacity once you're placing more than about 1,800 pixels a day. Capacity stops mattering once you hit 120 times your longest offline gap in hours, which is 960 charges for 8 hours of sleep. The best order is capacity up to that cap, then the flag, then refills with everything left.


>Droplet income is front-loaded. Counting the level-up share, you earn roughly 4 droplets per pixel early on, about 2.3 at level 50, and about 1.6 around 100k pixels.


>I simulated 90 days assuming 8 hours of sleep, a check-in every 2 hours awake, and 90% efficiency. Total pixels placed by day 30 and day 90:


>Hoarding droplets: 29k and 156k.

>Refills only: 40k and 183k.
>Flag first: 51k and 230k.
>Capacity, then flag, then refills: 74k and 273k.

>Flag-first loses because saving 20k droplets takes about two weeks, and you skip the early capacity gains that compound. Capacity-first hits the daily limit within about two weeks. Leveling also gives free capacity, so you need fewer paid upgrades over time. Events can outweigh everything else: one Halloween event paid 2,000 droplets per pumpkin, about 200k for all 100.

>Lucario

>Now the actual game theory. Droplets and XP pay on placement, not survival, so if you only care about droplets, the dominant strategy is to never waste a charge, and where you place doesn't matter. Art is different. It's a war of attrition: an attacker spends 1 charge to undo 1 pixel, and you spend 1 to repair it, so the side with more total regen wins. That's why alliances and templates matter, though they also create free-rider problems. Since your repairs still pay droplets, being griefed costs you art, not income. The cheap defense is to build in low-traffic areas or make art people want to preserve.


<I'm leaving out alt accounts and bots. They technically work, but they're against the rules and get banned.


>If you tell me your sleep schedule and how often you check in, I can plug them into the model.

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>>18049689
>If you tell me your sleep schedule and how often you check in, I can plug them into the model.

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>>18049707
would a yellow dog with glasses say this

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>>18049718
the joons don't want me to soyquote with nuvariants

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>>18049707
JANNIES………

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>>18049707
17 minute mpa nigga..

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the 'log is full of mpa btw

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>>18049898
yeah i reported a post a while ago and it hasnt been removed, jannies are on break i presume
>>18048473 (OP)

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the penal code is statutory rape btw

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>>18049707
gem
also jannies came back



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