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geg

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r/Christian_memes

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God has a plan for you or something that's why gave you a shit life

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>>17967694 (OP)
Make God a giga in dis

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incomprehensible territory

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>>17967694 (OP)
two men arrive to to the gates of heaven
One is a white man and is an atheist
the other is a christian black man
>Explain yourselves, God asks to the two men
The white man says this:
Lord, I did not know of your existance. All my life I had been led to believe that you were not real because of the circumstances you put me in. I tried my entire life to be a good person without expecting anything in return. I gave money to the poor, i had a loving wife and children and I spent much of my time toiling away to keep a roof on their heads.
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God then casted the first man into hell for not believing in him… also because hes actually a horrible sinner since he jerked off once in a while or made a couple small white lies in his life or something
God then asked the black man to explain himself
Shieeet mayne like I was a bad person an shiet I raped a girl and I used to be a fucken gangbanger and shiet I sold drugs and one of dem people I sold drugs to died of a mu'fucken overdose. But mayne then I found you lo' an I'm real sorry brah fo' real doe
God then proceeded to let the second man into heaven
Christcucks really believe this is moral btw



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