=='CRAFT SUICIDE THREAD==>getting hacked to death by a bunch of homeless steves under an abandoned bridge with their iron swords

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Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:33:58 №17965375 [Quote]

'CRAFT SUICIDE THREAD
>getting hacked to death by a bunch of homeless steves under an abandoned bridge with their iron swords

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:34:23 №17965380 [Quote]

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>calling the iron golems and rushing at them with an iron sword and they execute you with a Power V Bow, making you lose your hardcore world

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:35:13 №17965384 [Quote]

That's too much blood it's something physically

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:36:30 №17965397 [Quote]

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>getting hacked to death with Sharpness V stone swords because you cheered the wrong goyball team in Eastern Europe

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:38:09 №17965415 [Quote]

>buying night vision potions from a shady steve but its laced with harming II

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:38:36 №17965419 [Quote]

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>jumping off a 20 foot tall skyscraper and failing a water bucket clutch meaning you lose your hardcore world

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:39:23 №17965427 [Quote]

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hello niggers
>getting torn in half by some evil vantablack niggercreature while you were exploring a cave

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:40:23 №17965435 [Quote]

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>shifting with a female player who shifts with other steves in bed without putting on Protection IV armor so you get AIDS and die in the hospital, losing your hardcore world

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:40:45 №17965438 [Quote]

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>>17965427
>getting raped to death by an even bigger evil vantablack niggercreature because you fell for his bait

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:41:14 №17965445 [Quote]

saars this is meant to be retarded ways to ACK or die but minecraftified

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:42:14 №17965462 [Quote]

>>17965435
>shifting with a steve while being a steve so you get AIDS too

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:43:03 №17965473 [Quote]

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>committing seppeku with a stone sword that has no sharpness enchant so it's not sharp enough to kill you but still inflicts tremendous pain and your student has to use his sharpness 2 iron sword to finish the job

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:44:25 №17965490 [Quote]

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>pointing an iron sword at a homeless steve under the bridge so his whole stacked squad of homeless steves rushes you

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:44:33 №17965491 [Quote]

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>>17965438
>getting starved to death by another evil vantablack niggercreature

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:45:08 №17965495 [Quote]

>>17965491
not 'craftified saar

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:47:17 №17965513 [Quote]

>>17965491
Fever attacks you in your dreams not starve you

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:49:03 №17965525 [Quote]

>lures in unsuspecting retarded niggers with another unsuspecting retarded nigger hooked on a lure to then turn into rapeson and rape them
is the broken end /ourguy/?

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:50:24 №17965548 [Quote]

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>getting stalked by a scary glowie before he eviscerates you

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:50:34 №17965553 [Quote]

Is there an active Soycraft right now

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:52:43 №17965605 [Quote]

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>TFW your soul is torn apart by the king of the evil vantablack niggercreatures and your main fragment is forced to larp both as a younger version of yourself and a creepypasta

Chud 09/20/26 (Sun) 08:53:55 №17965621 [Quote]

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