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It's Professor Jiang and his variety show he tends to be a song and dance man some people call him a company man
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In ancient China, the warlord Qin Shi Huang unified Qin and became the founder of the Qin dynasty, known as the Dragon Emperor. Fearing his death would end all he had accomplished, the Emperor summoned the sorceress Zi Yuan and sent her to a monastery with his second-in-command, General Ming, to find the long-lost Oracle Bones, which hold the key to immortality. When Yuan and Ming fell in love, the Emperor had Ming executed and wounded Yuan out of jealousy. In retaliation, a fleeing Yuan cursed the Emperor and his army, turning them into the Terracotta Army.
In 1946, thirteen years after the deaths of Imhotep and the Scorpion King,[a] Alex O'Connell, Rick and Evelyn O'Connell's son, and his archaeology professor, Roger Wilson, find the Emperor's tomb. Though attacked by a mysterious woman, they bring the sarcophagus to Shanghai. Meanwhile, the British government entrusts Rick and Evelyn to retrieve a gemstone called the "Eye of Shangri-La" and return it to China. During the Chinese New Year in Shanghai, the reunited O'Connells learn that Wilson works for a rogue military faction led by General Yang and his assistant, Colonel Choi, who provided the financial backing for Alex's expedition. Yang believes the Emperor can lead China out of the chaos following World War II and the Chinese Civil War, resurrecting him using the "Eye of Shangri-La," which contains mystical water. The revived Emperor accepts Yang's services but kills Wilson. The O'Connells try to stop him with the help of Lin, the woman who earlier attacked Alex, but he escapes. Lin reveals that she possesses the only weapon that can kill the Emperor—a cursed dagger.
Along with Evelyn's brother, Jonathan Carnahan, the O'Connells and Lin travel to a stupa in the Himalayas that will reveal the path to Shangri-La. With help from yetis summoned by Lin, the group holds off Yang's forces, but the Emperor discovers Shangri-La's location. The Emperor gravely wounds Rick while Alex triggers an avalanche, slowing the Emperor's pursuit. Lin takes them to Shangri-La, where Zi Yuan still lives. Lin is Yuan's daughter, both rendered immortal by the mystical waters, which Yuan uses to heal Rick's wound. The Emperor and Yang arrive, and he bathes in the waters, restoring his human form and granting him supernatural power. Morphing into a three-headed dragon, he steals the dagger, kidnaps Lin, and flies back to his tomb. The Emperor revives the Terracotta Army for world domination and directs them to breach the Great Wall, after which they will be invincible.
The O'Connells and Yuan pursue the Emperor to the Great Wall, where Yuan, using the Oracle Bones, sacrifices her own and Lin's immortality to raise an undead army of the Emperor's enemies, led by a revived General Ming. As the two undead armies clash, Alex rescues Lin. Yuan fights the Emperor and steals the dagger from him before he mortally wounds her. While dying, she gives the blade to Rick and Alex. The Emperor retreats into the Great Wall, where Alex and Rick confront him while Evelyn and Lin fight Yang and Choi, killing both. Meanwhile, Rick and Alex overpower the Emperor and kill him with the dagger, which destroys the Terracotta Army. Ming and his army celebrate before entering the afterlife.
The O'Connells and Lin return to Shanghai, where Alex and Lin start a relationship. Jonathan takes the Eye of Shangri-La and moves to Peru, not knowing that mummies will soon be found there.
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>>17963848 (OP)wait but how do you say gigachad in chinese tho im curious