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i unironically used to think carrots made your vision better
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i used to think i was a boy
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i thought my dad was black
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I thought tanukis was something Mario made up
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I used to think china was a city in france
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I use to think Ireland was apart of the UK
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I used to to think I was a fortnite pro
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I don't remember anything too notably retarded but I remember thinking I could actually pull off that joke in cartoons where they have a bunch of friends stand on top of each other in a suit so they look adult.
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i used to think 4chan was for hackers
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I thought that black and white was actually what people saw back in the olden days
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>>17960542How the fuck did you come to this conclusion
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I used to believe in equality between races
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>>17960561I remember back in like 7th or 8th grade my friends still thought this so one time during recess i went on 4slut during recess and they were scared as shit, like they thought they would pull up and shoot up or school or some shit
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>>17960579I knew they ate strange foods like snails in france, and i knew they ate weird shit in china. I didn't really know what china was and i knew france was a country, so i thought china was a city in france because they both ate weird food
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>>17960597when the fuck did middle schoolers have recess
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>>17960607It's different here you whore
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>>17960607some schools have recess for them, others dont
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>>17960576Did you bring it up to anybody?
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>>17960598Very keyed conclusion ngl
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>>17960512 (OP)I thought the word racist meant race car driver so I told teachers I wanted to be a racist when I grew up until they called my parents
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i though I lived in United States
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i also remember i used to think that the reason that why chewing gum lost it's flavor when i chewing on it was because some dude with ultra mega speed that you couldn't see swapped the flavorful gum in my mouth for flavorless one
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>>17960703Extremely gemmy edit.
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Before I got circumcised in my country, I literally thought that they would literally cut off all of your dick and then they would grow it back. Instead, they just nipped the foreskin, which is still just as painful.
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>>17960703Also, how does this explain that you defecate? Does food have embedded poop or something? GEG.
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>>17960740Why would you get circumcised stupid fuck
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>>17960749>>17960765I do not want to, but I live in the Philippines and I'm Filipino, and if I even get a son, I will not make him get circumcised. It was primarily force. They had to restrain me down to the circumcision table.
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>>17960597that's actually what happens if you pull up the sharty at school btw
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I used to think 2girls1cup was illegal
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I genuinely thought that having sex was illegal
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i used to think that italy was in south america
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>>17960512 (OP)I used to think furries were exclusively degenerate.
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>>17960657geg both you and your teachers were not wrong, considering you are here now
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I thought "rape" meant attack for some reason for the longest time and so when I heard about the rape of nanjing I thought it was just a bunch of jap soldiers attacking and killing women
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>>17961442i thought it was impossible to have anal sex with someone without it being rape geg
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i used to think i had a superpower because i could split my vision up by unfocusing my eyes and seeing 2 different copies of everything
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>>17961455It's impossible to have without anal sex without it being sodomy, however.
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>>17961465I can do that, can anyone else do this with their eyes
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>>17961481i thought everyone could do that
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>>17961465Did you brag about it?
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i thought the pinky finger was the Chinese middle finger
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biting my lip until it swelled. grew out of it but it was a noticeable problem
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i thought that herobrine was real and i tried to catch him
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When I was young it seemed that life was so wonderful
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i used to think cartoon characters were puppeted by their actors