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Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:10:19 №17953393 [Quote]

How far can rule 1 go?
For example, saying
>I'm 17 years old
will obviously get you 'nished. But something like
>I'm 2 months old
won't because it's an obvious joke.
When does the line get crossed?

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:11:12 №17953409 [Quote]

Anything above 5 years old means you're telling the truth

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:14:24 №17953519 [Quote]

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>>17953409
>being a 6 year old and using the sharty

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:14:56 №17953532 [Quote]

>im 1

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:15:00 №17953535 [Quote]

>>17953409
Then I'm 4 years, 364 days, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, 999 milliseconds old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:15:28 №17953548 [Quote]

Clearly it depends on the context of the comment

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:15:30 №17953551 [Quote]

ITT we test by going up 1 month at a time.
I am 0 months old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:15:38 №17953556 [Quote]

I am 1 month old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:15:50 №17953565 [Quote]

>>17953556
i am 2 months old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:15:51 №17953566 [Quote]

i am 1 week old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:15:59 №17953571 [Quote]

I am 3 months old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:08 №17953576 [Quote]

i am -1 months old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:09 №17953578 [Quote]

I am 4 months old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:11 №17953580 [Quote]

>>17953551
Let's skip two 9 years and 2 months because we obviously aren't getting 'nished for this

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:15 №17953582 [Quote]

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:18 №17953586 [Quote]

Does it really matter when everyone knows the average age here is 16?

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:25 №17953589 [Quote]

im 5 years, 12 months and 31 days old.

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:28 №17953591 [Quote]

>>17953586
Kek…

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:28 №17953593 [Quote]

I am five months old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:33 №17953597 [Quote]

im posting from my mom's womb ama

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:39 №17953601 [Quote]

i am 9 years and 5 months old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:42 №17953603 [Quote]

I am six month old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:16:57 №17953608 [Quote]

I'm 12 years old btw

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:17:05 №17953615 [Quote]

im 67 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:17:31 №17953627 [Quote]

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>this entire thread

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:17:52 №17953633 [Quote]

>>17953627
jan jans are gonna go on a spree

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:17:53 №17953635 [Quote]

>>17953608
This you? >>17952519 (OP)

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:18:06 №17953638 [Quote]

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:18:14 №17953644 [Quote]

I'm 61 years old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:18:31 №17953650 [Quote]

>>17953635
12 year olds want to fuck coco what are we doing

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:19:14 №17953657 [Quote]

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What if a caca says their actual age here but we don't know because we'll just assume it's a joke
>

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:19:42 №17953666 [Quote]

>>17953657
>that one guy posting from his mom's womb

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:19:42 №17953667 [Quote]

>>17953657
everyone in this thread is 10 years old and younger btw

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:19:58 №17953678 [Quote]

>>17953650
I probably would have when I was 12 tbh

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:21:23 №17953705 [Quote]

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>getting nished because you were 17 years, 364 days, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, 999 milliseconds old

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:22:03 №17953717 [Quote]

>>17953705
>banned for 1 second

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:22:45 №17953732 [Quote]

>>17953717
Do mods actually ban you for x amount of time depending on your age?

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:22:52 №17953733 [Quote]

>>17953717
1 millisecond*

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:23:51 №17953753 [Quote]

>>17953732
Sometimes. I've seen them give a year ban to a 17 year old for example

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:27:47 №17953824 [Quote]

>>17953753
i saw one 14 year old get a 4 year ban back in the quote era

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:28:33 №17953845 [Quote]

>>17953824
kek. whom?

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:29:28 №17953864 [Quote]

>>17953732
hmmm i sure wonder how they choose the amount of time you're banned for for being under 18

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:29:38 №17953872 [Quote]

>>17953845
i dont know i saw it one time when i checking bans.php for gegs

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:29:57 №17953881 [Quote]

Does it only apply to saying your age or can something like
>I'm in highschool
get you nished? like I've seen blog posters say they're still in school

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:29:58 №17953882 [Quote]

>>17953872
like chud'ait o algo
even though he was 13

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:31:28 №17953905 [Quote]

>>17953881
i think as long as you specify youre a senior or something

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:32:04 №17953917 [Quote]

>>17953905
either that or just admit to being a retard that was held back a year

Chud 09/19/26 (Sat) 20:32:47 №17953934 [Quote]

>>17953881
if you say you are in middle school or elementary then you get banned but some junior and seniors are 18

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