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how do i ACK without making my family depressed

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Do it, they won't care

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>how do i ACK without making my family depressed

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By faking your death and joining the circus

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they wont be timmy

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if you're up for it, start doing horrible shit before you decide to ack, stealing money from them, beating random people up, vandalizing and all that shit, when you ACK they'll obviously still be depressed, but the way you were acting before you did will soften the blow
another strategy is to sign up for ukraine or russia, they'll eventually make you do a suicide charge at the enemy, and you'll either get shot and die quickly or get blown up by a drone and die instantly, either works, when your family gets the news they'll be sad, but won't carry the extra grief of you directly killing yourself
i know both of the things i mentioned still end up with your family being sad, and only making them lightly less depressed, but there's no other way about it, if you die by any way or even just disappear, your family will be sad
only realistic way would be murder-suicide but i don't think anyone wants that

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don't do that please, try and keep going.

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>>17939271 (OP)
pretend to move to a remote area, preferably a far away land. Fraud your coordinates using AI. Instruct AI to send emails periodically saying you have bad cell service there and check in every 6 months. Specificially instruct the AI to bullshit and invent all kinds of chicanery to avoid the fact that you're no longer alive.

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if you're gonna ack anyway, at least try and kill a tranny/nigger/faggot/other or two before doing so to not waste your life or something

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