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I need to looksmax - tips?
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>>17934755
because now every cringe faggot and its mom knows about it, and misunderstands the concepts in it, gets it from incorrect sources, retards mindlessly buying peptides and roids, they dont even know how to take a pre face op grade front facing photo for ratings and anglefraud, its niggerhell, i hate normies they dont understand anything and cant respect culture, foids knowing it was a mistake in itself, im afraid the soysphere is gonna meet this fate, all it takes is a couple famous niggers thats willing to go mainstream and "claim sharty culture"

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>>17934755
They flood the forum and instead of researching interesting stuff and keeping the culture alive they just fill it with brimstone copes and low-quality slop in general

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>>17934811
>>17934819
That's convincing

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>>17934811
That happened to 4cuck, only matter of time before they flood sharty too

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>>17934811
Now where the fuck can we discuss about looksmaxxing if our main forum is normie niggerhell? I won't go to .com/.gg (they allow foids in .com btw, actual shithole)

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Whats there to discuss about looksmaxxing nigga

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>>17934841
GATEKEEP SOY CULTURE AND FORCE NUSOIS TO INTEGRATE, FROOT AND QUOTE RAPED THE WEBSITE BY LETTING NORMGROIDS/ACTUAL TRANNIES IN AND NOW SALT IS FILLING IT WITH UTTPEDO FAILTROONS

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>>17934848
that's the circle of life, the old dies out and new gen comes in, there will be a spilter for the sharty and then splinter splinter and goes on forever

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>>17934874
Now the only thing we can do is expelling normgroids on the sharty and praying for our own board

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>>17934755
>whats so bad about normies knowing about looksmaxxing
>literal mindless retards in teh lm question sections
>only underdeveloped cacas in the rate section
>offtopic is full of normie humor and no more autists except that mvp nigger
>the rest are all snca and filled with grey normies anyways

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>>17934889
Maybe we could colonize /asp/?

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>>17934889
tsmt
total normgroid death

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>>17934885
I guess, sharty was once 4cuck and 4cuck was once something awful, now the swinny is the closest we have to OG soy culture

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>>17934871
im afraid its over, soytwt and soy chinktok keeps growing, more oc being posted on there instead of here first, more cacas on the 'ru(which is unironically being used more then the sharty by nusois atp) and now it just takes one person, to appropriate this shit to niggerhell and then we are no longer le sekret klub

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>>17934918
kill yourself swinnypedo, and there is nothing wrong with sharty and 4chan just be normal.

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Can somephono 'chive this thread later? It's very interesting

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>>17934930
fell for the chinnycuck falseflags award

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>>17934926
This isn't your secret club hate nazi chudbwebsite, also blame the oldgods for spreading the culture everywhere and crying about muh pph

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>>17934926
We can't just gape our asses open and take normgroid cock, we MVST fight for our culture nigga

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>>17934848
im a shitposter at heart, so i will stay here
but idek atp, every corner of the pslsphere is infiltrated except a couple, i just hope master sells org to someone who cares about keeping the forum gatekept
but at this point its gentrified to literal shit and master is stubborn so it will prob not happen

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Right now the closest thing to prime sharty is priv discord servers

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>>17934947
Shut up nigga

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>>17934947
It is doe

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>>17934973
this is a meme website everyone is welcome.

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>>17934993
Fuck nigga you just love saying that shit huh

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>>17934980
it's an anonymous imageboard, who the fuck r u to decide what's wrong and what's right?

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>>17934964
Only trve blackpill forum that still preserves its culture is .is but they refuse to looksmax since they just gave up in life so yeah, looksmaxxing as a whole is dead for now until we try creating a new community and protect it from getting raped

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test

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>>17934993
stop baiting mi

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>>17934999
Whatever, nice trips btw

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>>17935003
I own the site nigga fuck you gonna do about it

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>>17935006
blackedpilling
>>17935023
Nothing, you win ig.. I kneel looksmaxxing god…

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>>17935003
Yeah it's an anonymous imageboard so I guess we should let the trannies in and stop being evil bigots, right?
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I know you're baiting but still wanted to attack that nigger argument

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>>17935006
i have thought about making a shitpost oriented looksmax imageboard, it would be having actual looksmax discussion and chudy shit asw as shitposting and memes
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or just making a xenforo forum that is heavily against normies and gatekeeps to shits
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but all it takes is one chinktok vidrel posting the site and its already known by normies atp

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>>17935033
Good bitch

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Cut sugar

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>>17935042
You could try but it's not that easy without having a community first. Anyway, what about what I just said? Since we don't have a home anymore we could colonize /asp/ or some other dnb board or ask Salt to give us a board via email

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>>17935075
Wouldnt it be fucking hilarious to take over /sude/ with looksmaxxing shit

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>>17935075
i wouldnt mind doing that, but prob would be banned because of not being related to the board topic or something like that

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>>17935075
>inb4 NOOO YOU CAN'T COLONIZE BOARDS
That's how imageboards nusoi, each board has its culture, or do you think the whole 4cuck was the same as /qa/?

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>>17935091
Why /sude/ and not /asp/ doe?

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my advice would be to hit the gym, aim to do 2g of protein per kg of bodyweight, take 10g creatine for the first 2 weeks of the gym, find a decent split, and stick to it, always train till failure and you will really start noticing gains. (also dont eat like shit, you need mid-high carbs for this aswell, healthy fats are also good). Train your side delts and your lats properly as they are most important for frame, also dont skip forearms, contrary to what some faggots say.

For your skin, just get those creams like tret from indiamart, or use accutane. For under eye circles just caffeine serums, or tinted sunscreen if that doesnt work and you need a quick fix.

also you need to find a good hairstyle, determine your face shape, and judge on what would be best, dont be afraid to experiment. Do not rush with your hair either, allocate a good amount of time to meticulously sort out your hair every morning, wash it atleast 3-4 times a week, and dont be afraid to spend extra money on good products.

for your height you cant do much, especially if your already grown. eat healthy and get good sleep, drink a glass of milk every day. (If you actually want to do something with results, get height boosters, and get the ones you wear under your socks, also for shoes, airforce 1s are pretty good for height frauding)

another method is pheromones, im gonna try this soon, you can collect some sweat, then you can mix it with a nice cologne of your choice (JPG Le Beau is my favorite). When you need to use it, rub it on yourself, this could be optimal for attracting women using pheromones. Theres also online stores that sell pheromone colognes, they might be worth a try.

and finally, for your face, if you have thin brows, use a pen to fraud, or use topical minoxidil alongside a derma stamp to grow them. For upper eyelid exposure, use a lash serum and a lash curler, it may seem a little gay, but it helps cover some of that UUE. Also practise doing a very light squint as much a possible, try to relax your eyes more, and you will get used to doing this, for a hardmaxx, you could get eyelid filler. If you have a thin mouth you can get a palate widener installed, (you can also try very mouth cutting if your retarded, dont do dis). Theres nothing you can do for your bone structure unless your still growing, if your still growing, the only thing you can do is take human growth hormone, but this can be dangerous. However, even if you cant change your bone structure, you can always get implants.

also finally, just lose bodyfat.

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>>17935100
Not really, joons wouldn't give a fuck since it's a dnb board anyway, and it isn't THAT unrelated… but yeah, it would be nice if Salt gives us /fit/ or some other looksmaxxing board

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>>17935118
I like /sude/ background

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just goon away stroke to some feet and smoke weed.

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>>17935146
Fair enough, we could also use /r9k/ as a bunker I think.
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Which board should we use while we ask Salt for our own board, 'teens? /r9k/, /asp/ or /sude/?

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Bumping

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Bump cares fan

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Exercise in futility if you do not have the base for it



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