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no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4chan: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: *is retarded*
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai….
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
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Kiww nyiggews. Behead nyiggews. Woundhouse k-k-kick a niggew into the *boops your nose* concwete. :3 Swam d-dunk a niggew b-baby into the *boops your nose* twashcan. Cwucify fiwthy bwacks. Defecate in a nyiggews food. Waunch nyiggews into the *boops your nose* sun. Stiw fwy nyiggews in a wok. T-Toss nyiggews into active vowcanyoes. U-U-Uwinyate into a nyiggews gas tank. judo OwO thwow nyiggews into a wood chippew. Twist nyiggews heads off. Wepowt nyiggews to the *boops your nose* IWS. Kawate chop nyiggews in hawf. Curb stomp pwegnyant bwack nyiggews. Twap nyiggews in quicksand. Cwush nyiggews in the *boops your nose* trash compactor. Wiquefy nyiggews in a vat of acid. w Eat nyiggews. Dissect nyiggews. Extewminyate nyiggews in the *boops your nose* gas chambew. Stomp niggew skuwws with steew toed boots. Cwemate nyiggews in the *boops your nose* uvn. Wobotomize nyiggews. Mandatowy abowtions fow nyiggews. Grind niggew fetuses in the *boops your nose* gawbage disposaw. Dwown nyiggews in fwied chicken gwease. Vapowize nyiggews with a w-way gun. Kick owd nyiggews d-d-down the *boops your nose* staiws. Feed nyiggews to awwigatows. S-Swice nyiggews with a katanya.
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I'm listening to Wagner's Tannhauser with the windows down, mostly because I want the people at this red light to think I'm a cultured guy. A girl of about eighteen, probably soon graduating high school, pulls up on my left. She's trying desperately to avoid eye contact and undeniably scared by the atmosphere I've crafted along this ride. I'm broadcasting this kind of unhinged but handsome white male wavelength. A kind of manic superbreakdown in waiting. Hidden behind knock-off Ray-Bans are two tired, bloodshot
eyes. They sting as if this world was a chlorinated pool, and so I'm made to hide them. She keeps pivoting her head more and more in the opposite direction until I call her "bitch" at my loudest. Now
she's just nervous-angry. As for me? I look good today, so naturally the consequence of certain actions is reduced by half or more.
<reddit space
I'm not usually like this. I'm not usually so on edge, so forthright. I'm not usually exhaling death pheromones into the common man's air. I'm not usually foaming at the mouth. But today, I feel the blood flowing with a little more ease. I've felt like this for a while now. Weeks maybe. Months possibly. I believe that my brain is getting more oxygen than normal. Perhaps it's my increase in both raw meat & garlic consumption. Anyone else would say they feel alive if suddenly put in my shoes, but I feel only the polar opposite. I feel like I am dead. Dead, roaming but not rotting, among this downward pointed Earth. I'm bound by zero consequence, terrified for everyone around me. I'm not worried for myself though, because I'm quickly accepting that whatever happens to me, however bad it may be, is supposed to happen.