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A female doctos had to check my anus once

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lucky bastard

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a male doctos raped me when i was a kid

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>>17922422 (OP)
did you sissygasm

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one time this female doctor fondled my ballsack for like 45 seconds because she was checking whether or not I had both testicles, and according to her she wasn't sure if she was feeling them both or if I just had one really big one or something
I was like 8 years old

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>>17922431
OYYYYYYYY

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>>17922431
I was raped yesterday

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>>17922434
I always sissygasm

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>>17922447
Marge can you be born with only one ball?

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>>17922455
didn't that happen to hitler or something

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>>17922457
Jewish lies to taint his reputation I guess

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>>17922455
yeah
for some reason they would check mine literally every year up until I was like 15 doe, like I guess they thought one of mine would fall out or some shit

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>>17922457
>>17922455
i might be wrong but didnt his ball get blown off during the first world war

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>>17922466
>not realizing you have 2 balls for 15 years

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>>17922467
Liar liar shekels on fire

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>>17922467
>going back in time to the day hitler's ball got blown off so you can steal it and take it back to the future and then posting pictures of yourself playing with hitler's testicle and putting it in your mouth as bait on the sherdee

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>>17922466
dude got molested and never realized

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>>17922484
ITT we 'ox the doctos who touched the 'teen's balls for 15 years

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>>17922484
if it was molestation then there were like a dozen different doctors involved since I would see a different one each year and for some reason they never went further than ball fondling

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>>17922500
Marge why would your parents take you to the doctos for them to check your balls?

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>>17922507
it was part of the routine check up

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also one of the doctos who fondled by balls was an indian man btw

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OP here, im also a black trans furry btw, if that matters

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>>17922516
Nusoi, I… I'm praying for you

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>>17922523
I say dis

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>>17922515
did this really not happen to anybody else? was it literally just me getting my balls fondled at the doctor's office?
I remember telling my friends on the playground when I was like 9 because I thought it was funny and they were also like "what the fuck?"

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>>17922537
nusoi…

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>>17922537
Once a doctos pulled my foreskin back really hard to check on something but I don't remember why

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>>17922507
holy shit do people not know what a physical is?

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Quote Cobblestone Mustard just end your lives already

Quote Cobblestone Mustard just end your lives already

Quote Cobblestone Mustard just end your lives already

Quote Cobblestone Mustard just end your lives already

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One time a doctos inserted a finger into my coinslot to apply medicine as I was constipated

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>>17922457
he had 2 balls but only 1 was visible

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>>17922555
Yeah a female doctos also fingered me

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>>17922555
did you feel like 'cado?

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>>17922555
my parents used to do that except I wasn't constipated I just had a rash or something I think

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>>17922555
Another time a doctos injected something into one of mi cheeks

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>>17922537
they'll check them once to make sure you have normal balls
if they kept checking them there was something wrong with your balls and your parents just didn't bother telling you

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>>17922574
OYYYYYYY NEVER GO TO THE JARTY DOCTOR

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>>17922574
Also years ago while I was still in school I offended one of mi classmates and as retaliation he fingered me so hard that I could feel it for the entire next hour, and keep in mind my pants were on

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>>17922576
I mean I had two and that's what they were checking for. after they stopped physically checking they just started asking "do you have two balls?" and I'd go "yeah"

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>>17922583
What the fuck nigga that one is actually disturbing

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I feel like a lot have 'teens have gotten groped or SA'd by women, including me. I've had my butt slapped for 0 reason by women and one time when I was in a line the girl behind me kept pressing her boobs against my back even when I moved foward. It was probably unintentional but still felt weird.

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i once leaked poop into the dentist's chair after having fire noodle sauce, had to hide in the bathroom

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>>17922593
Cado gemmies

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>>17922592
it was only ever men doing it to me, you niggas are lucky

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>>17922592
While I was on a street a probably crazy woman licked my arm and then tried to grab my penis

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>>17922592
A girl slapped my butt once

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>>17922605
was she hot

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>>17922613
Common giga

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since we're telling stories in the thread HERE IS MINE
i remember when i was like 5 or 6 a very long time ago a woman came to our house because she was one of my mom's friends at the time. however, she was obsessed with me often giving me kisses which would get lipstick shit all over my face. on the last few minutes she was at our house she would try to convince me to come with her to her house, and i was gullible at the time so i wanted to go but thankfully my mom stopped me, i was sold when she told me she got one of those air conditioners on the floor. after she left my mom washed my face as there was lipstick on my cheeks. who knows what would happened if my mom wasn't there to stop me

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>>17922642
Giga mumma

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>>17922642
I feel bad for you, nobody should go through an experience as scary as that

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>>17922642
That's the kind of diddyfoid you would encounter on lolcow.farms, i'm happy to know nothing bad happened to you nusoi

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>>17922721
nigger i was a caca

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>>17922721
That's still grooming

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>>17922727
is the black one steven

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i had a bad phimosis when i was a caca and surgeon had to cut a bit of my foreskin off and after that i went every month to the doctor for some time to check if it pulls back normally i remeber being scared and uncomfortable as fuck when he touched me

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>>17922809
Yeah I would also hate the nigga who circumcised me (even doe I'm not circumcised, thanks God)

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>>17922823
im not circumcised i have a little bit cut off the top compared to a normal penis, it looks kinda weird doe

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