/soy/ - Soyjaks

No. Downvoted.

the walrus bacons at midnight

aaaaaaannnnndddddd the image hasnt been approved yet. Great job moderators! It's not like I wanted to see what a fellow 'teen posted. Bravo!

Salt when gemmy images: NOOO I MUST TAKE 30 mins

Salt when failraid with Zoophilia: OMG OMG I MUST HAVE THIS THREAD UP FOR HOURSS

Why should I?
>pretend my username is something like big_sweaty_cock69 or handjob_jarry818 or something because redditors set their names to EPI

Anyone want to hear about the gift my bull got me?

>>17918205
This is a decent human being

>>17918246
OUR bull
*soviet anthem intensifies*

>>17918222
last night i caused a failraid on purpose because it was to a site that hosted P and sextortion and i derailed the thread by making everyone report it instead of posting blackmail victims

>>17918258
normies are NOT gonna like this one! lol

>>17918258
LOL! Thats pretty dank.

hey guys do you want to hear me as a 1Ϫ year old autist go on and on about how im asexual and aromantic but still have some attraction sometimes?
garlic bread!!! invading denmark!!!

im a proshipper and here is my ship of the child and adult and other child and tehy come from my favorite game cookie run!!! i love reddit and oh my god i cant believe i got epi'd back then im going to end it all i hate epi and i hate proshippers

I (0.2M) still can't walk nor talk, and my mom (28F) is forcing me to drink breast milk from her "boobie". It is very distressing that I have no agency of my own and I want her to respect me as an individualm. Am I the asshole?

*slow clap* and FINALLY the image is approved. 14 minutes… Aren't you guys supposed to be MODERATING this website? hence the name MODERATORS

>>17918348
Updooted

>>17918348
they are MODERATELY good at their jobs, and by THAT i mean, NOT VERY MUCH

>>17918354
You know I can see your upvote, right? you don't have to announce to the whole internet that you liked my post

>>17918263
Margo

Why are you even using this asshole fascist bigot website?

>>17918430
because i want fascist bigots inside of my asshole
r/fuckingfascists

bumo

>>17918537
not to be a grammar nazi, but it's spelled "bump"

>>17918465
This. Fucking this. It's up to y'all to show bigots social justice.

where are the reddit spaces saar

MODS BAN THEM THEY SAID SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE

India is a transphobic shithole.

Stupid chuds on this website.

>>17918683
Fuck chuds

Fuck trump

Fuck zionists

FREE PALESTINE

zionists are white colonizer nazis

>>17918189 (OP)
AI SLOP

>>17918757
just found out this gif was AI generated :( so I made an AI free one for people to use :3

Sorry for the throwaway, my brother reddits.

I am 20 at the moment, and I have been sexually fantasizing about my mom for 3 years. The problem is, I really really want it to happen. I have fantasized about her and my dad getting divorced, and me and my mom living a life alone at home together. Every time I am home alone with her, I talk to her and get super horny. We are VERY close, I talk to her about everything. I am successful with girls, I have had many girlfriends, but I can't get her out of my mind

I constantly stare at her ass, she wears leggings a lot. I "accidently" walk in on her getting dressed as much as I can. I have even thought about video taping her shower (but never have, that's creepy.) I just want to slip in the shower with her and fuck her. She is so sexy, and on top of that caring and just the best person in the world.

I don't really know what to do. I want to fuck her, she makes me so happy and excited. I don't want to ruin anything, especially not my parents' marriage, (I love my dad very much as well), but I can't help my feelings for my mom. Often times, I grind against my mom and hug her from behind while i'm hard. She's never said anything, but she mut know that something is up.

I really had to get this off my chest. I want to fuck her so bad, and I can really never let anybody know

>>17918857
*jazz music stops*
DELET THIS

>>17918739
more like free my throbbing cock from my pants

>>17918189 (OP)
So I was looking through your post history and… Yikes.
*link to some post you made 20 millenia ago*

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