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 β„–17916695[Quote]

How can I, as a Venezulan citizen, request to join Russia's army in their conquest against Hohols?

 β„–17916700[Quote]

Killing yourself

 β„–17916704[Quote]

Ship yourself there also how are you using the sharty from Venezuela

 β„–17916729[Quote]

why would you go on a useless nigger war

 β„–17916741[Quote]


 β„–17916747[Quote]

Shoot yourself in the head to imitate a russian soldier

 β„–17916763[Quote]

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 β„–17916769[Quote]

You're gonna go on the battlefield and get oneshot by some random bullet and not be able to respawn

 β„–17916776[Quote]

Sometimes when im feeling suicidal i get the urge to just sign up for azov or the french foreign legion but then i remember that war is gay and i'd just be used as cannon fodder

 β„–17916789[Quote]

пососи ΠΌΠ½Π΅ яйца Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ сначала

 β„–17916793[Quote]

>>17916741
We Work with Citizens from These Countries
Iraq
Yemen
Lebanon
Libya
Mauritania
Morocco
Syria
Sudan
Tunisia
Somalia
Mali
Senegal
South Sudan
Eritrea
Philippines
DR Congo
Cameroon
CΓ΄te d'Ivoire
Chad
Madagascar
Rwanda
Burundi
Niger
Mexico
Colombia
Peru
Chile
Guatemala
Ecuador
Bolivia
Dominican Republic
Paraguay
Honduras
Costa Rica
Nicaragua
Uruguay
Zambia
Turkmenistan
Indonesia
Pakistan
Bangladesh
Thailand
Myanmar
South Korea
Argentina
Malaysia
Nepal
Burkina Faso
Sri Lanka
Malawi
Cambodia
Zimbabwe
Haiti
Benin
Togo
Sierra Leone
El Salvador
Liberia
Central African Republic
Gambia
Gabon
Lesotho
Comoros

aryan army

 β„–17916799[Quote]

>>17916793
>Lesotho
geg

 β„–17916800[Quote]

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 β„–17916820[Quote]

>>17916695 (OP)
>join Russia's army
Don't they pump their soldiert with meme drugs to become zombies to then use as cannon fodder?

 β„–17916827[Quote]

>>17916769
It's not even like this anymore you're just going to get blown up by some faggot controlling a drone who uploads the footage to telegram for psychosexuals to jerk off to

 β„–17916845[Quote]

Unironically sell them drones

 β„–17916846[Quote]

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there is NO way russian nibbas actually use telegram in official government sites KEK

 β„–17916850[Quote]

You're going to be raped like that one texan guy

 β„–17916853[Quote]

>>17916846
What is a "nibba"

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>>17916741
Looks like a car sales website, aryan

 β„–17916891[Quote]

>>17916861
it was vibecoded by kimi by some retard. half of the buttons on the sire do not even work

 β„–17916893[Quote]

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>>17916741
>$2500 MONTHLY to live in an actual hell and risk your life every day

 β„–17916905[Quote]

>>17916891
Probably a sign they’re going to win since they’re too busy making bullets to sit down and code shit

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>>17916893
its russaa. the gdp per capita is like 18 cents and a perclip
that buys you a whole village probably

 β„–17916919[Quote]

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>>17916853
nusoi…

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>>17916893
I wonder what the base pay is if you join the Ukrainians

 β„–17916948[Quote]

I didnt know they had internet and computers in Venezuela

 β„–17916959[Quote]

>>17916933
Probably around the same

 β„–17916972[Quote]

Sell them shit loads of drones

 β„–17916996[Quote]

Why would you go halfway across the world to die in a war that barely affects you?

 β„–17917003[Quote]


 β„–17917015[Quote]

>>17916996
Name one thing else to do in VENEZUELA

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>>17917015
Fasting

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>>17917015
Fly to london and bomb a trans parade I guess

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 β„–17917026[Quote]

>>17917023
Do this

 β„–17917030[Quote]

>>17916996
i guess if you live in one of the niggerhells on this list >>17916793 the money can buy your 23 siblings some more rice

 β„–17917039[Quote]

I would imagine being infantry in 2026 is a humiliation ritual which is very sad.

 β„–17917084[Quote]

>>17916741
the actual strategy here is to sign up and die to get the 120k life insurance
or get your leg blown off to get the 30k injury compensation
you can buy at least half of Venezuela with that

 β„–17917102[Quote]

Is being a mercenary a suitable career in 2026 or would you just get raped by drones

 β„–17917110[Quote]

>>17917102
If you are in the winning side, it’s worth it

 β„–17917113[Quote]

>>17917102
Would get you raped by drones and your comrades

 β„–17917121[Quote]

>>17917110
Nigger your chance of dying barely changes even if you're on the winning side

 β„–17917138[Quote]

>>17917102
>>17917113
Even warefare is fucking dead nowadays.
I hate this timeline. The 2020s are so soulless.

 β„–17917182[Quote]

>>17917023
Do this

 β„–17917192[Quote]

>>17917138
Just become ze drone man 1000 like how south americans become obsessed with selling and making cocaine but replace that completely with drones

 β„–17917218[Quote]


 β„–17917276[Quote]

>>17916695 (OP)
skip all the bullshit and just shoot yourself in the head
same end result

 β„–17917301[Quote]

instead of being a soldier you should just study and get a degree that gets you into the military industrial complex



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