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How would you do in prison?

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Kill everyone, of course

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the toughest person in prison is the one with the most knives, so being kind of short and small in that situation is kind of an advantage, a knife does not care how tough you are, 3 inches of steel will kill you

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I would build an aryan gang and be the leader of the giggaaryanwaffen and we would be the biggest strongest prison gang

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>>17912621
trvthnvke

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I would submit to BBC

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A frog like would escape in 1 day.

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>>17912639
too prisonpilled…

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>>17912645
yeah I don't think the guards care if a frog escapes, considering frogs aren't even meant to be in prison

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Rape everyone and leave

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>I would submit to BBC

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>How would you do in prison?

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>Rape everyone and leave

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>>17912665
Don't question the way of the frog, you bigot.

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i would rape everyone and leave

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i would dress up as a woman and get into alot of debt, maybe that would make them feel sorry for me

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>How would you do in prison?

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im 5'5 but i bench 90kg would i get blackedor no

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Id be used 24/7

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>A frog like would escape in 1 day.

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>>17912722
100% yeah

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Frosissies not like this….

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>>17912734
what if i avoid gettinjg into debts and just generally stick to myself?

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>>17912739
Frosissies?

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>>17912722
get a knife, and you will be safe, also don't go into a cell if someone invite you run and if someone offers you shit, don't take it

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>>17912752
Sticking to yourself is generally a bad idea, makes you an easier target. But if you're 5'5 the white gangs might not accept you so idk

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Id sell my asshole to the big dick niggers there

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First of all i am in QuΓ©bec so rapewise i am fine, second off i am a 6'1 220lbs man

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>>17912722
what about 5'7
I'm able to bo 230 for reps and can bench 210, can do several pull ups and have decent cardio from riding my bike everywhere

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>First of all i am in QuΓ©bec so rapewise i am fine, second off i am a 6'1 220lbs man

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>>17912811
*bo row 230 for reps

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I wish I was in prison getting raped by bibisi right now

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>>17912811
i think you could survive

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I'd get raped in the first day but the amount of poop i'd let out would make me so infamous only the most depraved of rapesons would want to touch me.

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i would keep to myself, stay inside, read and work out every day. Wouldnt talk to anyone, but if someone tried messing with me i would fight back, even if it meant losing. i wouldnt bother fighting over small inconveniences like some basless threats. Im in bongistan so its much less likely i get raped

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>>17912970
>i would keep to myself
Bad move
>i wouldnt bother fighting over small inconveniences like some basless threats.
Also a bad move. They threaten you or insult you when you show up as a test. If you brush it off or try to deescalate then you're seen as weak and puts a target on you. You're supposed to get mad at them and possibly fight them.

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>>17912970
whats your weight and height

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>>17912909
im reporting you.

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>>17912621
*disarms you due to longer reach and then rapes you*

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>>17912970
How to get brutally buttraped and hold pockets 101



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