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What do I even do I'm a 5'3 androgynous pale autistic basically a rapemeat for ancient Greeks yet ain't smartest either at all
I worked at a quarry for some time am I supposed to be a dwarf like in my heccerino epicc The Lord of the Rings book?

<serve bibisi


It'd be animal abuse (niggers ain't people) so naw need something else

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Kill yourself?

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Troonella IRL btw

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vibe code

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>>17906540
An option for late 30s since aging's scary af

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>>17906556
>5'3
An option for now you mean

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>rapemeat for ancient Greeks
Irl greekaryan here
Can i rape you?

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>>17906568
Ancient ones, not the turk rape babies they call greek now

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>>17906568
Naw cause modern Greeks are basically Turks but less retarded

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>>17906556
>being a 5'3 androgynous pale autistic rapemeat in your late 30s

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have you tried killing yourself?

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>>17906590
Too early + scared of pain so nah not yet

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>>17906596
i dont think that autism and 5'3 height is going away anytime soon

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>>17906604
Yea but I've heard stories from oldGODS who managed to adapt and suppress their autism or something like that maybe I'll manage to do it too

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>>17906621
if you're on this website it's far too late for that

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>>17906524 (OP)
lay in a mushroom field their mycelium has a similar structure to neural tissue you will lose your physical body but you will become the entire fungal superorganism you can li ve forever

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>>17906639
killing yourself is way easier

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>>17906645
you can do both at the same time kingdom fungi are excellent decomposers they recycle nutrients and souls back into the soil for new souls (plants) to take form

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>>17906663
yeah but being 5'3 taints the soul just as much the body, killing yourself is the better option

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>>17906621
Keyed and shroompilled

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>>17906680
on second thought midgets dont have souls. kill yourself however you please

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>>17906680
when you d ie the impurities become the sins of the world such as green lust envy and then the remai ning precipitate becomes a homogenous solution in the well of souls the mushrooms ca n siphon it thats wy they are nutrutious

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>>17906709
sorry but i dont know if you heard, midgets dont even have a soul to pass on

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>>17906703
I've heard two negatives make an affirmative and since I have green eyes (green eyed don't have souls as we know) doesn't it mean I do have one

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>>17906524 (OP)
work out nigger and NEVERGOON

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troon out

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>>17906715
It's two wrongs dont make a right in your case

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>>17906703
>midgets dont have souls

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>>17906713
they have smmal souls with plentiful of valence hatred in their orbitals you just need to hit them with ionizing radiation to strip away the lint to reveal the actual structure of the soul

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>>17906728
Lost me at midgets having souls

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>>17906727
I can barely hear you from down there

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>>17906731
dont be lost find the way out do not lose yourself

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>>17906728
Seemingly OP is fucking Irish what soul are you taking about mate

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>>17906772
residual compone nts of a soul circulates in the lymph of every being if there are enough a soul can be made again two souls that is why large people have large souls they have alot of ly mph

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>>17906795
You forgot to factor in that she's irish and a midget

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>>17906748
The way is getting OP to kill himself

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>>17906805
irishmen are little fairy people they are evil do nut trust the irishmen nor irshwomen you can temporarily decommision them by throwing chickpeas on the floor the irish are little fairy people they are genetically bounded to be forced to count the chickpeas

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>>17906741
>youhavetogoback.gif

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>>17906843
So what you're saying is irish are subhuman

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>>17906843
yes i believe that irish peopole should kill themselves not out of hatred but out of fear for others by the wya

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>>17906851
Now we just have to convince you to see midgets the sameway

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OP here I'm also trans BTW if that matters and I want to serve BB(ritish)C

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OP you need to twinkmaxx and become a living fleshlight for Greek bvlls

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eat a fuggen raw paleo diet

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>>17906850
they are the results of nordic gods raping the women in the countryside the ir malice and misdirection are contained in the Y chromosome it is the tragedy no history book contains 8900 BCE

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>>17906882
As long as we can rape and kill them i dont care where they're from

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>>17906874
I'm not sure whether God(s?) would approve of that though. If there's something after death I wouldn't like to end up in hell or alike dimension

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>>17906900
You really want to please the god that made you 5'3 and tistic

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>>17906887
no do not rape the irish their fairydust are contaigous you will contract a form of fae disease no physician in the world is trained to treat it due to the global mandate by the jewish sect somewhere underneath Syria

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>saying I'm a 5'3 androgynous pale autistic basically a rapemeat for ancient Greeks

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>>17906907
Yes because He had a vision and who am I to debate it?

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>>17906909
this is relaly important i must insist you do not contract fae disease from the irish it is really really bad

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>>17906909
Killing them is good enough for me

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>>17906918
You should just kill yourself then so you can be with him sooner

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>>17906939
But that would disrupt whatever vision he had wouldn't it he sure didn't create me so I kill myself in my 20s

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>>17906976
I think he was trying to give you a hint by making you 5'3 and autistic

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serve biwisi

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kill yourself

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I know this may sound /soy/ but please don't end up hating yourself just because you don't fit a rigid mold of what a man should be like. As long as you stand up for yourself you'll be ok. Never troon and never kill youself. God loves you.

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>>17906990
Biwisi is a myth made by (((porn industry))) innit

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>>17907027
I think we can make an exception to the no kys rule

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>>17907037
Your thoughts are worthless to me and anyone else, so keep them to yourself.

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>>17907079
If God didnt want him to kys, he'd've thought twice about making him an autistic midget

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>>17907089
God had other plans

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>>17907096
That 5'3 autistic build says otherwise

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God is a faggot nigger

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>>17907027
I try as much as I can surely thanks but it's a bit difficult for sure when you're basically so small people don't even take you seriously and take your politeness for weakness (which, isn't it, but the real physical weakness's still present)
Never was easy for shortKANGZ ig

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>>17907104
Yeah God had plans for him to kill himself nigger

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>>17907118
Why else would he be an autistic midget

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>>17907114
Evidently

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>>17907116
Especially autistic short kangz

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serve bibisi

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>>17907116
Work out to get stronger and get on adhd meds, they help you become more engaged in conversations in a way that makes people less likely to start shit. I'm serious, that was my experience.

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>>17907183
Killing himself is easier

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>>17907186
Lead by example then, show how it's done.

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>>17907196
Im not an autistic midget

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>>17907183
About working out I'm not sure if it'll have much effect for I'm stuck at ~90lbs since Mh metabolism is insane. Once I started gluttoning out gained ~20 lbs but stopped just for a week and dropped back to 88. Not a lot of muscles to improve so

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>>17907236
Im sure it's only a matter of time till you bench yourself out of autism and dwarfism

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Literally just go shoot some CEO and then ack

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>>17907339
This but if it has to be a ceo at least make sure its a black one

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>>17907361
even doe jewish would be better

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>>17907201
You're a failtroll tranny, much more suicide-worthy than OP.

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are you me im also 5'3 and autistic

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Become a femboy, fully embrace it, and post yourself online so I can goon

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>>17907236
Just keep going and learn more about fitness in your spare time, stuff like recovery, diet and how to do the movements properly. It takes time anyway, it's normal. Just do something every day even if it's small.

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>>17907456
BrΓΆder…..

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>>17906524 (OP)
Start taking HRT, even if you don't want to be a woman it'll make you look way better as a guy
This isn't a joke btw, trust me on this, it worked for me

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>>17907539
But it fucks up your brains doesn't it? I may turn from a polite shortie to a midget-feraljak

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Show hole

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>>17907555
Like an autist even has a brain to fuck up

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>>17907539
it does not retard, it causes endocrine and hormone imbalance causing you to get sick and become really ill
also blocks the release of toxins, making you poison yourself

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>>17907498
I'll try as soon as possible! Not much I can do with where I am now the closest town (and gym) is 15 miles away and there's quite nothing to use as improvised equipment, but I shall give it a try

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>>17907578
>like the troonshine itself isnt poisonous

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>>>17907498
>I'll try as soon as possible! Not much I can do with where I am now the closest town (and gym) is 15 miles away and there's quite nothing to use as improvised equipment, but I shall give it a try

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eat muh carnivore doe

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>>17907581
Try building a home gym if you can afford it, you don't need all those fancy machines at the gym even if they're practical. Just a bench, some plates and an adjustable barbell will get you far. Also good job ignoring the mossad agents ITT, don't give them the attention they want.

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>>17907659
(((They))) lost me the moment (((they))) said that God would create a living sapient thing only for it to kill itself he wouldn't dl it

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>>17907578
False. No snopes

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>>17907555
No, look at all the high IQ autistic trannies on it

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>>17907687
>no snopes
Testosterone is responsible for the release of toxins through the skin, this is what causes acne in people who eat alot of toxins
>endocrine disruption
Well it does that by definition

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>>17907699
>high IQ
keeeeeeeeeeeek

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>>17907539
i can tell who you are because you always bump and have the same typing style

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>>17907737
You can't, there's more than one of us and I post differently in every thread

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>>17907711
Estrogen acts similarly, how do you think women have clearer skin?

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>>17907753
no you dont
go to bed i saw you last night

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>>17907771
>Go to bed
It's 11am, no
>I saw you last night
No you didn't, I was sleeping last night

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>>17907778
you just opsec failed
i know your timezone now

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>>17907794
Ok, it's not like you can dox me with it

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>>17907769
>clearer
It doesnt get released through the skin, it is released via other means
Also a man has alot more toxins he has to remove
Also women have a higher body fat percentage (which toxins can be stored in the fat)
>clearer
Real clear skin looks shiny, and you only achieve this if you dont eat any toxins

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>>17907802
you probably live on the us west coast or west canada like british columbia

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>>17907819
I live in West Lesotho

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>>17907828
im gonna data mine your posts to see if you are canadian or not
im thinking muttmerican doe

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>>17907809
Snopes
Also just become chubby

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>>17906524 (OP)
if ur into lltb foids please hit me up hisa

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unironically short moids are the best please take care

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>>17908003
I will xista as much as I can :transheart:



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