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Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:00 №17905222 [Quote]

how can i get a cute shy neet hikikomori gf that watches anime and plays video games with me

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:23 №17905231 [Quote]

>>17905222 (OP)
work out

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:34 №17905233 [Quote]

>>17905231
i do now what

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:35 №17905235 [Quote]

They don't exist and if they do they are chad only

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:49 №17905239 [Quote]

im here but im trans if that matters

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:56 №17905242 [Quote]

rape and invade quote's apartment

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:32:13 №17905249 [Quote]

>>17905233
send proof

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:32:16 №17905250 [Quote]

>>17905239
Please leave thanks

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:32:54 №17905258 [Quote]

>>17905222 (OP)
Idk I don’t know how to talk to people

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:33:12 №17905259 [Quote]

>>17905258
same

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:33:18 №17905262 [Quote]

>>17905250
:( but i technically fit all of the characteristics

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:34:11 №17905278 [Quote]

>>17905249
im not lean yet

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:35:07 №17905295 [Quote]

Impossible bc they don't leave their caves and most importantly - are isolated from most cities bc they live in suburban homes

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:36:21 №17905311 [Quote]

>>17905295
just go to suburbs and look through the windows, if you see a SISA, dox inhabitants of said house, then "accidently" contact xer on social media and then you have it

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:36:34 №17905316 [Quote]

>>17905262
>cute
false
>shy
You are a weakling
>neet
true
>girlfriend
You are a man
>watches anime
watches tranime moeslop troonhou weabshit not (relatively) normgroid shit
>plays video games
You are an autist

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:37:07 №17905321 [Quote]

>>17905311
just break in and rape her at that point

Chud 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:37:31 №17905323 [Quote]

>>17905321
That's illegal though

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