==RANDOM BULLSHIT ADVENTURE THREAD WITHOUT IMAGES CAUSE IM A SLF==<You are Soyak. After years of squeezing your pockets dry to maintain your Soylent subscription, you find out that the Soylent company is going to ==JSID== in a few days due to snca. Wha

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Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:20:03 №17905025 [Quote]

RANDOM BULLSHIT ADVENTURE THREAD WITHOUT IMAGES CAUSE IM A SLF
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You are Soyak. After years of squeezing your pockets dry to maintain your Soylent subscription, you find out that the Soylent company is going to JSID in a few days due to snca. What do you do?

Chud 91yjil8a 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:20:29 №17905034 [Quote]

Piss on the floor.

Chud fpOylSVH 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:21:24 №17905050 [Quote]

Piss on the floor.

Chud TNv09VVZ 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:21:26 №17905051 [Quote]

start a coup and take control of the company,enslave all the workers and move the headquarters to lesotho

Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:21:31 №17905053 [Quote]

>>17905034
You piss on the floor in your apartment. Your carpets are now drenched in piss. One minute passes.

Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:24:28 №17905093 [Quote]

>>17905053
I try to call the soylent company support line and beg for them to not SID

Chud 6uxnrBQ3 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:25:14 №17905113 [Quote]

piss on the phone line

Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:25:24 №17905119 [Quote]

>>17905051
After pissing on the floor you make your way to the Soylent headquarters.
>If they won't make more soylent- then- then maybe I should!
After a day of biking, you make it at last. Sweaty and exhausted, you stumble your way inside and there you see some random foid at the service desk.
<Hi! How can I help you?

Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:26:03 №17905127 [Quote]

>>17905119
What do you say?

Chud 91yjil8a 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:26:19 №17905134 [Quote]

>>17905119
>I have very low Testosterone. Please help me!

Chud 5zJvyNW7 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:26:34 №17905138 [Quote]

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Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:27:18 №17905149 [Quote]

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<Hm? and how am I supposed to help you?

Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:27:50 №17905157 [Quote]

>>17905149
>SOYLENT HELP MODERATES MY T LEVELS YOU SLF

Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:27:59 №17905160 [Quote]

Yknow what i'll give this thread an upgrade by pasting some 'jaks from the 'ru

Chud 5zJvyNW7 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:28:42 №17905172 [Quote]

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Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:29:05 №17905179 [Quote]

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>Watermarked their soyjak artwork award

Chud rRkMMtVO 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:29:59 №17905195 [Quote]

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Chud 5zJvyNW7 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:30:01 №17905197 [Quote]

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Chud rRkMMtVO 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:30:10 №17905201 [Quote]

Its a giga btw

Chud 5zJvyNW7 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:30:47 №17905218 [Quote]

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Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:07 №17905226 [Quote]

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<Well unfortunately, were currently experiencing a devastating shortage of soylent due to a bunch of niggers having stolen them this morning! If only someone could retrieve them for us!

Chud 5zJvyNW7 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:31:57 №17905243 [Quote]

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Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:34:47 №17905287 [Quote]

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>If I get the soylent back from those poor possibly oppressed niggers can I get soylent for life?

Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:37:33 №17905324 [Quote]

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>>17905287
<Uhh…I guess?

Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:39:58 №17905357 [Quote]

>>17905324
I dash out the building and try to find the niggers nearby.

Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:40:24 №17905365 [Quote]

also if nophono else reppies in this thread it is literally going to be just two chuds roleplaying together

Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:49:04 №17905479 [Quote]

>>17905357
Excitement burns through your nerves as you book out the building. The mere thought of infinite soylent could make you cum, and while you find it strange how that prejudiced lady at the table called those troubled POCS "niggers," the thought of an endless wellspring of succulent, thick cereal milk enthralls you enough to forget about it.
<
Later, you find yourself in an abandoned warehouse. You can hear the muffled hi-hats of niggerrap and the smell of niggerweed emanate from inside. What do you do?

Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 15:54:20 №17905575 [Quote]

>>17905479
knowing the struggle these poor POCs could be in, I walk inside trying to shake the thoughts of that bigot clerk.
>these black kings and queens must be misunderstood
I think to myself. I brace for what I am about to see, the beauty in BIPOC culture

Chud WrORsB41 09/17/26 (Thu) 16:03:00 №17905674 [Quote]

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You enter. The warehouse is pitch black. Though the smell of weed remains poignant, the niggerrap as abrasive, it appears that you are utterly alone. Then the doors close behind you.
<reddit
The lights flicker on, and there, under the weak, rose tinted lights you see a familiar face.
<Well well well…I wuz waiting 4 you nigga.
To your surprise, it was your wife's bull tyrone.
>Tyrone?! What- what are you doing here?! You're supposed to be in my basement, safe from those f- facist ICE agents!!!
<NIGGA IM TIRED OF BEING YO' BITCHES BULL, AND IM TIRED OF BEING TRAPPED IN YO' FUCKING BASEMENT. I LURED YO WYTE ASS IN HERE SO YOU CAN FINALLY PAY FOR ALL DUH SHIT YOU'VE BEEN PUTTIN ME THROUGH NIGGA!
Tyrone, clearly going through a hormonal imbalance, pulls out his gun and points it to you. What do you do?

Chud 5cFStHf0 09/17/26 (Thu) 16:07:58 №17905766 [Quote]

>>17905674
I think back to a heckin' wholesome movie moment in my head. I try to steady myself as much as I can with a gun pointed at me
>Tyrone this… this isn't you Tyrone, come to your senses.
I say pleadingly.
>Remember all the time we had together, like the time you fucked my wife in front of me? or the time you opened that bottle of soylent for me?
I try to remain calm and speak clearly over the loud niggerbabble rap.