/soy/ - Soyjaks

The Sharty has recently become plagued by faggots who’ve read the ‘ki one time and now think that the sharty should still be a site about COVID-19 mandate discussions, impromptu Soot AMAs, niggerweed and trans rights. They will usually LARP as a Soot-era oldfag and spam Hunky Twink Sex Machine, alTHOUGH Kuz-era ones aren’t too uncommon either. You WILL remind them of the the following trvths:
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All real oldfags either got burnt out on the sharty and stopped using it, or moved on to other memes. Therefore, oldfag worship le bad because oldfags are selfish nigger fucks with no loyalty to the site that is supposed to transheart them so much (ev&oe I'm a sootfag from 2021 and still post daily[it just is, ok?]). In other words, oldfags are kikes
Being newGOD friendly makes 4cucks seethe which is le oldfag approved, just like my favorite KEKold website Reddit which also makes 4cuckoldry seethe
Dead memes are dead for a reason. They had their time, bringing them back will just serve to desecrate their corpse.
If they mention something about how /soy/ should be more IAS, point out how most of it already is, and making it more IAS isn’t really worth it at that point. Alternatively, remind them that no matter how many IAS diversity hire checkboxes a ‘jak fulfills, it will never be a true substitute for the real test of what makes a ‘jak good and what doesn’t: whether it’s funny. Bring up self-insert neutralplier threads too since those are technically IAS, but are still brimstone regardless (they just are chud).