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>Years.
>I were here for years.
>Years of various disorders, whether that'd be schizophrenia or refusal to eat bugs and be happy. It all didn't matter much, I simply gave them the meds when needed, and that's it.
>But one specific disorder, has peaked my interest as of the last two years. Or at least, ever since the second soysylum opened.
>OGD, Obsessive gigaquoting disorder.
>At first, a very rare disease that appeared on the periphery of /soy/ and, maybe, /qa/. It seemed like nothing of value or worth, just another typical rare disorder related to a buff gray man.
>Oh, I was so wrong.
>It was until Quote became the dictator of Soyville, when I noticed it becoming frequent. This dogshit bigot… Not a disorder, a DISEASE! PESTILENCE!
>Old patients were already hard to treat, normal meds didn't help, even the BBC therapy did nothing to them. But what came after, was worse. Giggers.
>Giggers.
>That's right, I said "Giggers" twice, like for the cinematic effect, am I funny, guys?
>Either way, Giggers.
>Whatever they were, they were nothing human, not close at least.
>They "Gigaquoted" almost everything. Orders to eat ze bugs, to be happy, even statements of some schizoid patients were parroted by Giggers.
>Schizomaniacs were at least funny to observe, but Giggers did nothing except parrot words, and then… Well, they started doing many of the things that they parroted. And some of them were so vile, that we had to call in the janjans to put them down.
>I searched for cure, but I only found more patients, more symptoms that I had to manage with MY OWN HANDS.
>And I noticed. I noticed that OGD didn't act like a normal disorder. It spread, it spread like a disease, like an infection, like a plague.
>Some days, when OGD meds, meant for temporary relief of urges, had their supplies cut, Giggers became rabbid.
>Spring 2026, I don't remember the day, neither was it written in happenings.
>It was horrible. OGD meds stopped being produced, because some retard somehow managed to blow the factory up.
>And I saw it.
>Giggers ran, ran and parroted.
>And they danced around like wild bees and dogs, moving erratically and screaming things at the top of their lungs.
>And I saw some people's skin turn gray.
>I could swear, I saw it with my eyes, but nobody believed.
>I had no idea of how long will I stay up, if the higher ups are trying to cover this up, which they probably are because that's what happens in my cool marvel movies and nintendo games…
>I also noticed that I have strong urges to repeat what others say, and my own skin is turning gray.
>I'll attach my photo and a disc what some fitting cool music, but jokes aside, this is really bad.
>Kind regards,
>Dr Soyci of the Second Soysylum.

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I ain't reading that πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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>were
was, eslnigger

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GEM

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>>17879103 (OP)
gemerald 'pasta

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>>17879135
dont self insert you fucking negroid brainlet

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gemmie

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we need one for OSD since /qa/niggers would soyquote literally anything that was said

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>>17879215
osd is just called being normal

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>>17879223
>soyquoting "pedophilia is bad"

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DNB, but at least people liked it for a moment



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