What if salt implemented a policy where there was an 1/8 chance you turned into the image you posted on the sharty

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Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 10:50:52 №17878499 [Quote]

What if salt implemented a policy where there was an 1/8 chance you turned into the image you posted on the sharty

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 10:51:38 №17878512 [Quote]

we all becomes slopsjaks

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 10:51:53 №17878515 [Quote]

everyone would just spam giggers

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 10:52:12 №17878519 [Quote]

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hope this never happens everyone would hate it

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:05:46 №17879180 [Quote]

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>>17878499 (OP)
I would become a vehicle

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:06:34 №17879193 [Quote]

500 nuvariants will be made

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:06:41 №17879195 [Quote]

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oh i hope this isnt real

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:07:33 №17879206 [Quote]

this will happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjtPg-5DUbc

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:10:07 №17879233 [Quote]

i would become poop

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:12:20 №17879255 [Quote]

id just post femquote all day

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:12:53 №17879261 [Quote]

>>17879255
This is why frogs scream about jsid

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:14:16 №17879272 [Quote]

Mel Gibson somehow tames the Tiger that could be a movie

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:15:30 №17879283 [Quote]

>>17879272
Marge

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:16:33 №17879302 [Quote]

that would give trannies an actual incentive to spam their shitty tranime bait

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:17:05 №17879305 [Quote]

>>17879302
But what if nobody knew?

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:17:13 №17879310 [Quote]

I would probably become a big buff gray man

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:18:03 №17879321 [Quote]

I would probably end up becoming cobson holding a newspaper because that's the image I post most often

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:18:45 №17879329 [Quote]

>>17879305
people would probably figure it out quickly

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:19:24 №17879335 [Quote]

>>17879329
Really? With Salt hating nameULULULULs?

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 12:34:05 №17879473 [Quote]

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>What if salt implemented a policy where there was an 1/8 chance you turned into the image you posted on the sharty
Roulette time!

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:47:13 №17880207 [Quote]

>>17879473
Pig

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:48:24 №17880221 [Quote]

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Shit i wouldn't mind if I turn into this…

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:48:40 №17880223 [Quote]

I wish this happened

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:50:00 №17880240 [Quote]

>>17879473
i was about to say w faps until i looked down fuck my life

(talking about the gigachad not the furry brimstone)

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:54:32 №17880301 [Quote]

>>17878499 (OP)
thousands troonsition into soiraging granny-acking slavoids

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:55:58 №17880316 [Quote]

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I last posted this screenshot of a frogfail. What does this mean? Do I turn into the frog or the dog (had to make it rhyme)

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:56:18 №17880320 [Quote]

>>17879473
is the3 faggot that drew 3rd picrel the same fag that posted the jewish rat shit in /pol/

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:56:53 №17880329 [Quote]

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I really hope this isnt true

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:57:08 №17880335 [Quote]

>>17879473
imagine being a wagner soldier and seeing 3rd picrel…. rapewaffen deploy!

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:57:10 №17880336 [Quote]

>>17880316
If the 1/8 chance triggers you explode into giblets as you didn't post one character but a screenshot of another post.

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 13:59:39 №17880381 [Quote]

>>17880316
Some unholy hybrid of both probably. Or it's a 50/50 shot. Or you just turn into a walking screenshot

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 14:21:35 №17880737 [Quote]

>>17880381
Geeeeg

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Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 14:28:09 №17880811 [Quote]

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>>What if salt implemented a policy where there was an 1/8 chance you turned into the image you posted on the sharty
>Roulette time!

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 14:43:29 №17881034 [Quote]

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wait, so if i soyquote someone, does that mean theres a 1/8th chance that THEY look like that and say that, redirecting the self-insert magick onto the enemy?
if i lose the soyduel, do i turn into the slopjak i was quoted with?

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 14:43:54 №17881042 [Quote]

>>17880811
it's based and gooning to microwaves pilled

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 14:56:55 №17881236 [Quote]

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>>17881034
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP I ROLLED THE 1/8 CHANCE AND NOW I TURNED INTO A COATHANGER SOYJAK IRL HELP ME AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH HELP MEEE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEELP

Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 14:58:05 №17881255 [Quote]

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Chud 09/16/26 (Wed) 15:02:55 №17881328 [Quote]

The ‘log would be nothing but spadeson and tranime