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Look at this fucking Nigerian forum kek
We should mine it for gems or try to set up a colony there
https://www.nairaland.com/

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bix nood fuggen jerdee

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Jeff the killer jumpscare?

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Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

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raid it

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This is a good one:

John: bby am gonna tell u a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts
Grace: alryt love
John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.
Grace: hahahahaha..
John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.
Grace: oh crap! Hahaha
John: now am gonna tell u part 4.
Grace: wat abt part 3?
John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or you?

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I should go to bed soon but I think someone should make a thread here about the sharty and include a bunch of the greatest gems like music videos and stuff. We could get some Nigerian immigrants kek.
https://www.nairaland.com/jokes

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>>17876128
>nairaland immigrants

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>>17876128
The retard used the url soyjaks.party kek

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>>17876187
that was the url back then

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>>17876190
He added an s after soyjak

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>>17876195
yes, that was one of our domains

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>>17876206
Really? I don't remember that

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>>17876215
I wish we still have thenazinetwork.com

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>>17876215
yeah, after the goonclown thing we were on soyjaks.party for a bit. I think froot stopped paying for the domain and it ended up being bought out by shemmycucks or something doe

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>>17876156
maybe we shouldn't be racist to ALL of them

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I find it really funny how the term "tribalistic" in this case most likely literally refers to hate speech against african tribes

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up

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we should advertise joyjak

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That's a black man

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old gem

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no arrow therefore you are HTSM

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>>17876733
masterpiece

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for some reason every time I post on there I get banned by the anti-spam bot instantly. it's just like the quote era.
I guess that's why quote left, he left to pursue his dream of owning nigeria's largest forum

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>setting up a colony on a nigerian forum

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>It's our fellow Nigerians that invited them. Negotiate with fellow Nigerian to buy lands and set up their killing drugs business…..

>Some people are just determinely bound to hatred against this country.


>You carry drug international but now you want to setup drug companies for inside your own country….. Na wao!

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mumu ogun thunderstrike this thread

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