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Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:01:11 №17860238 [Quote]

What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:01:47 №17860249 [Quote]

Stealing candy as a caca.

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:05:35 №17860317 [Quote]

poop in sink

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:05:38 №17860319 [Quote]

Trespassing and vandalism

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:07:03 №17860349 [Quote]

I stole from the prize box at school when I was a caca

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:16:35 №17860548 [Quote]

Stole a stack of laptops

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:18:52 №17860596 [Quote]

Me and my friends used to run through fields of wheat as cacas, pretty edgy

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:19:43 №17860618 [Quote]

pissing in the soap dispenser in elementary school,they never caught me

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:20:18 №17860631 [Quote]

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Rape and things I can't mention because I would get b&

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:20:29 №17860636 [Quote]

Public masturbation

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:20:36 №17860638 [Quote]

most glowing thread award

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:24:16 №17860725 [Quote]

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its not really illegal but its a funny story so i'll tell it anyway, wordswordswords i dont care nigger
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so i live in a very faggot area and they like their heckin democrats and hate ICE or whatever. i'm a cuban latinxnigger but you can't really tell since my skin is white so i'm like half immune to being deported but i can still guilt trip people.
i was going on a trip by plane but i was hungry in the airport at like 5AM and unwilling to waste money. so i had the bright idea of looking like an ICE refugee (this was like early-mid 2025 so it was more likely to work)
i spoke softly as if i was afraid, hoodie up all the time, made my english accent sound more ESL, asked if stuff was free and willing to put everything back if it wasn't. eventually, some mexicans from different stores bit and paid for my shit. one got me a water bottle and a bag of regular lays, another got me a neck pillow since i forgot to bring mine, and one more mexican paid for my chik fil a.
i saved around 40 dollars from doing this and i had a great rest of my trip, doing a similar thing on the way back and getting more free food.

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:25:04 №17860751 [Quote]

>>17860238 (OP)
drunk driving I guess

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:26:25 №17860792 [Quote]

>>17860548
giga

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:26:55 №17860811 [Quote]

What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:27:30 №17860830 [Quote]

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Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:56:18 №17861494 [Quote]

i stole a candy bar

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:57:29 №17861508 [Quote]

i bought a cheapo inflatable camping mattress from aliexpress and it made me realize I have an inflatable rubber fetish.

feeling being wrapped in a firm yet soft and bouncy material makes me feel comfortable like a motherly touch, it helps me relax enough to get a semi soft even in public settings

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 17:58:18 №17861526 [Quote]

I raped your grandma

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 18:00:33 №17861560 [Quote]

i raped my mom

Chud 09/15/26 (Tue) 18:02:26 №17861612 [Quote]

>>17861508
nusoi… do I even have to say it?

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