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My girlfriend is smart, kind, pretty, fun to talk to, and loves me
Literally her only flaw is that she's slightly fat
How do I navigate this kindly 'teens

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you chose her doe

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*boyfriend *his *he's

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Kill yourself sexhaver

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she can lose dat shit

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>>17857546
Yeah but I can't just tell her to lose weight, that's mean and girls don't take that well

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shes all of that BECAUSE shes fat.
once she loses that fat, its off to chad. its only your turn.

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beat her for no reason

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if shes fat as fuck kill her if shes "chubby" just get her a planet fitness mebmership and if shes a PAWG mayne better wife dat shit

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>>17857556
nah deadass nigga the sharty supports TFD and TFR

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>beat her for no reason

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>>17857531 (OP)
i like chubby foids, i want her

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>Kill yourself sexhaver

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>>17857560
She's not fat fat, she's just shaped like a square

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>>17857615
SOICLITTIES….

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>>17857615
okay nigga show us her butthole

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>>17857615
not even that bad

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Lobster too buttery steak too juicey

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nusois found love, kek!

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>>17857531 (OP)
same situation but instead she's a tranny

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>>17857633
>fat
>still has small tits

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>>17857615
holy shit she's built like a barrel

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>>17857615
idc i would fuck that

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>>17857615
She's not even that fat, my mom's fatter

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>>17857670
Yeah, but she's 22
90% of 22 year old girls are still skinny

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>>17857615
built like a barrel ❌
built for bibisi βœ…

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>>17857531 (OP)
you could start getting fit maybe and ask her if she wants to join you

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>>17857615
Troon build

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You should get fat too

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>>17857654
Bro didn't even win the consolation prize

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Youre a retarded nigger if you care about that

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>>17857654
10x better than her being a shallow bitch with big tits doe

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>>17857615
I genuinely think this is a troon and you are just elaborately baiting to validate xer/your gender if not:
Pay for new clothes holy shit this is bad. Why do fat hoes think they can wear crop tops like its empowering or something? That raisin looks slutty on 10s
Convince her to do cardio and legs at least twice a week. And buy her food in the future so she eats less slop. I believe in you OP

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>>17857615
Jews deserve to be executed for what they did to women with birth control alone

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>>17857985
Tsmt, her hormones look fucked

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>>17857556
Idk why foids can't just go to the gym

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make sure she always has food on hand

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>>17857615
Incels won today geg

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>>17858032
OP DODIS

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>>17857552
Manipulation is the Tren of charisma. You have to make her think its something she came up with. If you are in shape she'll feel inadequate and will be very easy to nudge in that direction. Just get her to come to the gym with you after a few weeks of doing it solo. Truecel btw

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>>17857615
MOGGED BY A CHUBBY SOYBOY WHO DOESN'T EVEN TRY

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>>17858045
Genuinely good idea thanks teen
I'm in shape just a skinny little fuck rn

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>>17857670
Rubbing my shit to the idea of your mom

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>>17857556
>>17858054
OP will BECOME chad

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>>17857531 (OP)
Kys normalnigger



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