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Marge
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>>17857026 (OP)do they let you bring gigas to jail with you
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what did you do geg?
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>>17857037I can bring up to 10 printed photos with me
Would be pretty geggy to bring 10 gigas and nothing else
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>>17857058There was that one and they were standing like fnaf 2 edit thingy
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See you in another life because this site probably won't exist anymore in 6 months
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don't go
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>>17857098at least you won't go to an adult prison, but i think you're lying because you got caught you didn't cause any harm, 6 months is a bit too much
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>>17857098Did you stole thinkpad laptop?
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>>17857055Bring 100 billion DPI photos of books. Or floor plans of the prison. It could be funnier than just gigas
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>>17857137Theft of over $5000 can lead to sentancing that can span from 6 months to 3 years. If OP stole enough laptops he could have easily broken the over $5000 threshold
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>>17857137he said laptops, as in multiple. 6 months is a normal sentencing if its not petty crime
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don't go to jail become a fugitive
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>>17857137OP never said he was in highschool geg. He could be 30
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>>17857137Maybe if I was still under 18, but I'm an adult now so they bring out the big boy prosecutors
Dumbest nigger award goes to me
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>>17857202If you got a good layer u won't get raped by bbc in jail
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>>17857145Yeah a whole stack of em lmao
>>17857167COs are massive dickheads, no way they would let me bring floor plans evendoe that would be gemmy
>>17857185>become a fugitive and get 2 years if they catch you instead of pleading and getting 6 months №17857240[Quote]
>>17857225Tsmt hopefully he gets Saul Goodman to put him in a jail with icecream fridays
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geg, why the fuck were you stealing laptops op?
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are you black? you will become the prison fuckboy if not
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>>17857264well i dont see the problem with becoming that, sounds kinda hot tbh
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>>17857275OP here, I say this
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>>17857055Imagine another guy in jail thinks you brought like some fresh pornos and instead he just sees 10 gigas
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>>17857260I didn't plan to but me and a few buddies were doing burnouts in the high school parking lot at midnight and found a door unlocked
Found a cart of laptops and figured I could sell em for parts
>>17857264Trve aryvn here so I guess I'm hanging out with the nazis for the next 6 months
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please manage to take a picture of your cell full of gigas, it would be geggy. Ask a guard or something
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>>17857326Genuinely retard behavior geg
>Let me make a ton of noise and drive in circles so cameras can get every angle of my car>Then I can steal 8 laptops from the same building! №17857381[Quote]
If OP was black he'd get 10 hours community service
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Stealing is nigger behavior, nusoi.
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>>17857026 (OP)OP is going to jail for child stuff cuz hes a pedo DNI
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>>17857326Now is you chance to flex your 10000 hours on /pol/ to all the literalwho oldheads
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op has the IQ of a nigger so he probably wont get into the nazi club geg
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>>17857486I can read so that puts me above 80% of the retardwiggers in jail already
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it won't really be too bad in jail as long as you have good behavior, don't get into fights and so on with retarded inmates
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OP make sure to post the day you get released
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>>17857551GET INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BIGGEST NIGGER YOU SEE DAY ONE