/soy/ - Soyjaks

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Welcome to the club.

how was it

>>17852958
It happened when I was very young, it tasted exactly how you would think it would taste, I also remember smearing shit on a desk when I did it.

Did you get BLACKED

For those not in the know, picrel is of when Tom Pearl was a young adult

I also did it when I was like 15 or so I thought "what the hell" I wanted to see what it tasted like. So I hovered my pucker over the toilet bowl, shit into my hand, and bit off like the tiniest piece with my front teeth. Fucking revolting, the worst thing I have ever tasted and it's not particularly close. It tastes like when you wake up after not having brushed your teeth the previous night - it's that grungy mouth decay taste - but on steroids. Never again. If you were ever curious and you wanted to know what it tastes like, there you go. I also drank a tiny sip of my piss one time, either that same day or around the same time, whatever - that would definitely be the second worst thing I've tasted but not anywhere near as bad as the shit. It tastes just like really sour old water that's been left in a drain for a week.

>>17852979
everyone ate some of their poo when they were younger it's normal

>>17853004
you need to eat better your poo shouldn't taste bad

>>17853016
???

>>17853028
it should taste good try removing something from your diet and taste it again