/soy/ - Soyjaks

You were hanging out with your homeboys who frequently hate on women, tiki phonk playing in the backround. They mention something about Mango island, and an unknown concept named "Dark Mango Psychology" which explains the actual things wrong with females

5 years later, you discover an island named "Mango Island" You bring along with you ethnic niggers who cause chaos on this wonderful island.

You walk around, trying to find history of this forbidden place, when you suddenly find a cavern and a shack which looks to be from WW2.

Suddenly, an old, wise, female orangutan appears, makes you piggyback her and projects you both into the cave using her queefs. Inside, you discover a little orangutan boy named "Orion Grant Passmore" but prefers to be called "Adrian". You talk with the chimps for hours till you decide to leave.

You pull out of your pocket a fat nigger and use it to bust down the door of the shack, finding arms and battle plans.

You walk away, leaving the nigger, and thought; I can make a boat using the nigger shit. And so you did, all in one night, using prior experience on the seas. After, you fell sick from the extreme chakra depletion.

You woke up, seasick, and the ship is finally ready. You command the leftover niggers to push the ship into the sea, where you will now travel to find a land overrun with niggers who help you.

Suddenly, a storm is up ahead. However, you didn't bring anything to protect you. Nothing in your pockets. You duck down, shielding yourself as the the storm turns into a hurricane, closing your eyes.

You wake up, seasick again, this time in another island. However, the island has only niggers, and all the land is destroyed. They live here, reusing the resources from generations ago to live.

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