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/SUICIDE GENERAL/

ITT we encourage people, share guides and tips for committing suicide

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i almost accidentally committed suicide by turning in front of an oncoming semi

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>>17833421
Please dont do it bro you have so much to live for

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I almost fell off a cliff during hiking as a kid, in hindsight I wish I had succeeded

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764pedo thread

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if a person successfully hangs themself, they pass out within 5-15 seconds

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>>17833444
it's still a fail because youre supposed to break your neck and die instantly when hanging. nophono nowadays knows how to hang themselves correctly theyre fucking retarded

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Quote here, please don't post these kind of threads because they push me over the edge. I've relapsed several times because of these, please stop

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>>17833450
>>17833444
even doe pressure on the neck stops the blood and makes you unconscious in seconds anyway

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>>17833457
Euthanasia is eugenic so it's a good thing

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>suicide is bad because trannies do it
Also this thread glows

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many people attempt to commit suicide by slashing their limbs open or cutting their neck. however this is extremely painful, and the arteries are deep below your skin meaning youd be normally unable to reach them

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>>17833466
youve obviously never watched a video of someone hanging themselves, they struggle for at least half a minute

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an hero

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Thread made by SF users btw. This is the exact same shit SF did and got taken down.

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>>17833484
>implying Sanctioned Suicide is ran by skibidifags

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many people attempt to commit suicide by overdosing on pills. however most of the time this fails because they didnt do research beforehand

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the best tip is just dont use these threads even if you want to kill yourself since either 764pedos or glowies make them

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>>17833501
What do glowniggers achieve by doing this

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>>17833518
more dead goyim probably, also this can be used to take this site down or something

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>>17833518
They take down the website since the thread is an excuse for them

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the most important thing when choosing a method is to choose one that is reliable, and one you can bring yourself to do

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pesticide poisoning is one the most common suicide methods worldwide

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fuck off

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SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER! unless it's accidental like when indians jump in front of moving trains

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>>17833602
it is possible you incorrectly tied the rope, used a weak rope, or had a weak anchor point (the thing the rope is tied to)

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>>17833633
you shouldve never survived lol try again faggot

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>>17833633
and livestream it or do over a bridge/overpass so someone might take a picture of ur pathetic dangling corpse

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>>17833681
not sure if you're retarded or what but when people rope they are typically trying to end their lives if you werent already aware.

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I need to kill myself after seeing what the 'log looks like

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example of a failed suicide by train

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example of a failed firearm suicide, this happens when the person shoots themself in the chin

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>>17833418 (OP)
>kel tec KSG
is that a muthafuckin' shuaiby aslam reference??
^(muzzrat with a 12 yearold goyfriend for anybaldi wondering who that was o algo)

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the Swiss side

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>>17833762
if the rope fails they would ideally try again but because suicidal people are unmotivated faggots with no discipline they dont which is unironically the exact reason they are suicidal and depressed

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>>17833816
wigga is that you?

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>>17833816
okay quote

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>>17833816
breaking your neck requires alot of planning and research beforehand
youd be better off doing long-drop with no neck break

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>>17833816
>i want to break my neck, but I'm just a pussy faggoy who can't do shit
proves my point
>>17833809

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>>17833816
YWNBARWBTW

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just buy a pack of sodium nitrite

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Tranny thread

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it is not recommended to use the hangman's knot when hanging as it causes too much friction

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>>17833847
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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>>17833847
your post is so gay i tremble in disgust just giving the pathetic faggot that is (you) a (you)

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>>17833872
What is a better knot

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>>17833878
simple noose will do

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>>17833878
nigga just jump infront of a train. atleast that way you inconvenience a bunch of people without being conscious to feel the guilt

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>>17833872
are people who commit suicide retarded? do they not know that you're supposed to snap your neck and not choke to death on your own spit?

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>>17833885
snopes hand pic and ill give you a very accessible way to kill yourself

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>>17833895
listen soyjak. i can't help you kill yourself unless i know that you are gay or brown

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what the fuck happened to this website man

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>>17833886
hanging without breaking the neck when done successfully causes the person to pass out within 5-15 seconds. a person would need to find a good, strong and high anchor point to break their neck

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>>17833895
scared of what? you're too worthless to be validly scared

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this thread fucking reeks shut down the damn site already

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>>>17833895
>scared of what? you're too worthless to be validly scared

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>>17833903
>hanging without breaking the neck when done successfully causes the person to pass out within 5-15 seconds.
meds.
med
>a person would need to find a good, strong and high anchor point to break their neck
i almost forgot that its illegal, impossible and very hard to tie a rope to the railing on an overpass.

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Do not kill yourself.

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>>17833927
passing out is due to the carotid arteries being harshly pressed on by the rope, cutting off blood supply to the brain.

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>>17833902
Lots of pipol here who didn't have their life go their way, not a difficult guess thanks to the nature of the website. Suicide is never an option though, it will get better in time

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>>17833885
>pathetic faggot loser tranny obese freak
All of those can be fixed
>shitskin
Just don't act like one

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>>17833932
i can tell you it doesn't take 15 seconds nigger.

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>>17833927
>i almost forgot that its illegal, impossible and very hard to tie a rope to the railing on an overpass.
none of what you said is true just in my area the overpass near a junction has round cylinder shapes rails that is very easy to tie a rope to.
and the legality dont matter if ur killing urself nigga

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>>17833981
probably because i've hung myself before

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You will be begging to come back to Earth for a second chance after you kill yourself and end up in Hell.

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>>17833983
i was being facetious.
>none of what you said is true just in my area the overpass near a junction has round cylinder shapes rails that is very easy to tie a rope to.
then just dive off of the overpass onto your skull then if you're too retarded to find a ledge and a railing

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>>17834015
use dis knot for tying the rope to a tree branch or smth

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>>17834013
The solution is Jesus Christ.

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>>17834018
it takes longer than 15 seconds is what i was saying

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>>17834013
and your solution would be correct!

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>>17834067
are you planning to die anytime soon?

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Don't kill yourself. You will probably go to Hell forever.

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>>17833901
lmao thanks for the kek

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spammer should kill himself

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bump

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spammer is funny and cool
DONT KILL YOURSELF. YOU WILL GO TO HELL

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Mr beast spammer are you the same annoying foid who leaks at blackpill and primal diet and thinks everything is le grooming?

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i will bvmp everytime you supersage nigger

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>Mr beast spammer are you the same annoying foid who leaks at blackpill and primal diet and thinks everything is le grooming?
Tell me, I also dislike this thread but I know it's you

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>>17833418 (OP)
You can just run your car in a closed garage. If you blow your head off make sure to place the gun to your temple not under the chin or in the mouth as the base of the skull is thick.

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>>Mr beast spammer are you the same annoying foid who leaks at blackpill and primal diet and thinks everything is le grooming?
>Tell me, I also dislike this thread but I know it's you
Answer nigga

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>>>Mr beast spammer are you the same annoying foid who leaks at blackpill and primal diet and thinks everything is le grooming?
>>Tell me, I also dislike this thread but I know it's you
>Answer nigga
Answer you faggot

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Trannies will unironically outlive most soyteens at this point JSID

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geg spamshit you got banned

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anyways what were we on

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.

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.

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deleting your posts wont help you

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>>17834185
i dont think many people on this site are religious anyway

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spammer got 'nished or something kek anyways kys whoever is reading this

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self harm won by the way

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can somebaldi pull up that painless suicide 'toss thingy



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