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>someone poured concrete into the toilets and destroyed the plumbing system
>someone ripped an entire urinal off the wall and stole it, never got caught
>riot caused by fidget spinner ban
>got suspended for laughing at a bald female teacher under chemotherapy(me)

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>>17832745 (OP)
the hottest blonde girl in the school had a threesome with 2 of the biggest niggers in the bathrooms

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It feels like every generation after mine in school became retarded negroids

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i stole a decent stick of ram

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>>17832745 (OP)
I was a well behaved boring nigger with no interesting stories

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>>17832745 (OP)
i remember once bring a rusty axe to skool, showed to two of my buddies

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>>17832786
this reminds me some nigger brought a gun to skool because there was a caca gang war going on apparently

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>>17832791
classic dumbfuckistan

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me and my buddy once microdosed shrooms at school

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>>17832797
whiter than yuo

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People would fight a lot at school. I don't know if that's a real happening since it was relatively common.

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Like crowds would gather around to watch the fight.

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i would carve the word "nigger" in the walls of the school, swastikas too

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>>17832820
>>17832823
this is every public school bro

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i screamed "ALLAHU ACKBAR" in the cafeteria and the postal terrorist "LALALALALALALALAL" at the top of my lungs i could do it loud af on 9/11 day since it was so many people teachers couldn't tell who it was. another thing i would do is raise my hand and when the teacher called me i would say "got ant ANGUS chicken?" and put extra emphasis on ANGUS since it sounded like anus and everybody would crack up at once

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>>17832837
keyed retardGOD

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>>17832837
aryan behaviour

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i once wrote the tnd copypasta on the back of my notebook and drew a swastika on my chair

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>i screamed "ALLAHU ACKBAR" in the cafeteria and the postal terrorist "LALALALALALALALAL" at the top of my lungs i could do it loud af on 9/11 day since it was so many people teachers couldn't tell who it was. another thing i would do is raise my hand and when the teacher called me i would say "got ant ANGUS chicken?" and put extra emphasis on ANGUS since it sounded like anus and everybody would crack up at once

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>>17832852
Yeah I'd react like that too if I was forced to listen to mexican music

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>>17832837
>postal terrorist
its called ululating you teenage fuck

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>>17832745 (OP)
I've got a few.

Some guy was given a pot brownie around year 9 (8th grade for Amerimutts) without knowing what it was, and he was high for the whole of a 2 hour math period. Thankfully the teacher was retarded, though, and didn't notice.

Some guy sat on and broke a table tennis table in half during physics class (this was me).

Whore did cocaine in the bathroom during some school event, Can't remember which one, though I think it was like year 10 (9th grade) geg.

One of my friends threw a brick from, like, some balcony, and it nearly hit some teacher on the head, he got suspended from that. If that hit her, it 100% would have killed her.

Every week the bathroom had some tallys with questions, most were just shit related to jerking off in the bathroom. Every week an IRL Janny would remove it, but then later it would come back with some new question.

I'm too lazy to write more right now.

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>>17832878
i could do it loud too i mastered its actually louder than screaming at the top if your lungs if you do it right

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some dumb bitch jumped off a balcony from the 2nd story and broke her legs

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>>17832944
Why she do that doe

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>>17832944
kek post vid (if there is one)

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Some retard brought a bottle of vodka and a knife to school in order to ACK by bleeding and intoxication. Had a brawl with the teachers, accidentally injuring two of them in process why trying to stab himself. Was in a mental hospital for 2 weeks after that and had to change schools.
Spoiler it was me GEG

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there was period blood and piss in the soap dispensers once

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>>17833000
how would you know it's period blood
nona please date me

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>>17833023
kys hunky

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there was a protest at my elementary school set up by students about a racoon living on the schools roof, everyone was shouting "RACOON RACE"

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a few friends and i decided to start a rotten food locker,we had a bunch of shit in there but the worst one was this bowl of vegetable soup that we left in there for like 2 years
one day we were all bored so one of my friends decided to check up on the food and taste test it,so he went to grab the bottle of milk first,and the retard spilled the soup all over the floor
And now i know its gonna sound like im lying,but i swear it was so fucking putrid the entire 3 story school had to evacuate,niggers were throwing up left and right and someone even slipped and fell down the stairs
We evacuated and had to go to another school for a few months,it was that bad
We all blamed it on the nigger who spilled it btw,got 'nished to niggerhell we never heard from him again

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>>17833137
this was in 7th grade i think,also the smell never really went away that classroom probably still smells like ass

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Somephono got catfished and leaked, ended up getting taped and or ziptied to a fence, multiple instances happened throughout the year., crucifixion style too

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