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 β„–17830201[Quote]

Gem Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)
Drinking Soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob
You've made 'jak of the day
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
This is Major Cob to Gem Control
I'm spamming onions posts
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
And the 'log looks very different today
For here
Am I posting on the Party
Far above the 'ru
Slash Q.A. is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I've won one hundred thousand duels
I'm feeling very NAS
And I think my browser know which posts to quote
Tell Soot I love him very much-
He knows
Gem Control to Major Cob
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you-
Here I am scrolling through my folder
Far above the 'ru
Slash Q.A. is blue
And there's nothing I can do

 β„–17830216[Quote]

david thoughie if you can hear us please save the sharty

 β„–17830228[Quote]

>>17830201 (OP)
>>17830216
What ever happened to him anyways

 β„–17830235[Quote]

>>17830228
He made too many gems and got tired of it

 β„–17830242[Quote]

David thoughie come back we need you

 β„–17830250[Quote]

Dr fauci is mentally ill

 β„–17830254[Quote]

And he's doing something physically

 β„–17830280[Quote]

2022 gem. makes me tear up tbh

 β„–17830289[Quote]

david thoughie we need you more than ever

 β„–17830291[Quote]

>>17830235
Many such cases!

 β„–17830341[Quote]

>>17830291
all that remains is coal… is it… is it over?

 β„–17830351[Quote]

>>17830280
the song itself is beautiful enough to cry over

 β„–17830363[Quote]

>>17830351
whenever this site shuts down i want it to play on the shutdown notice

 β„–17830420[Quote]

>>17830363
I want soot himself to give us a personal message and for the .party domain to come back one last time, one last raid, one last moment of glory and we get a happy ending

 β„–17830434[Quote]

>>17830420
this is the wholesome cinematic ending but its more likely that it'll just give an error one day and never come back

 β„–17830441[Quote]

>>17830434
in that case I will cinematically -ACK and write the name of everybody doxed in my suicide note

 β„–17830481[Quote]

onions basedjak

 β„–17830505[Quote]

classic gemerald

 β„–17830508[Quote]

>>17830441
We would all have to become splintercucks too and we would lose everything we had on the 'ru, 'ki, and what we had here.

 β„–17830553[Quote]

>>17830508
im not doing that

 β„–17831050[Quote]

classic gem go up

 β„–17831070[Quote]

Very rare gem on the 'log



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