/soy/ - Soyjaks

i wrote this scenario shitty

>fictional islands because i don't know geography

new open world game idea wtf

try to search for any abandoned / unused weaponry from past wars and or paramilitary / criminak activity in the area

throw a gang of ethnics on a boat and shower them in gasoline and semen from various animal species and let the sun do the rest

ME AND DA BOIZ NARUTO RUNNING TO MANGO ISLAND TO LEARN DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY WHILE LISTENING TO TIKI PHONK AND HATING WOM*NS

>>17827019
every brappical island has at least one chink rape shack from ww2 for some reason so would that make this entire situation thing, jewpan

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>>17827052
like xhis or whatevercheddar

>>17827027
The ethnics run like wild boars, kicking you overboard. Luckily, the water is shallow, so you dont get hurt or drown. They run, faster than normal, with machetes. Their scent pollutes part of the island, semen and gasoline being faint.
>>17827019
You get up from the waters, and wonder about the history of the island. How is Mango Island so perfect? Why is it so perfect? You walk pleasently, still shaken and angry about those ethnics, around the island, looking for any clues.

You find a mysterious cave, with rails and a minecart. What do you do next? It emits an ominous prescense, aura even. The chakra of this cave is unlike anything else. It stabs fear.

The WHAT island?

>>17827194
find a morbidly obese orangutan and use it's queefs to propel mi farther into dark expanses of the coom cavern

>>17827052
You also find a shack near the cave. It looks harmless. Two choices, one result.
Shall you go into the cave emitting omnious, anxious aura, or the shack that seems safe?

>>17827259
i use the previously acquired fat nigger to bust down the door with its immense weight and the smell of weeks old smegma makes it turn tail and fuck off, whats inside the cuck shed is another thing entirely

>>17827027
tonga turth time

>>17827259
the one with aura diddyblud 💀

>>17827232 (orangatan)
An orangutan runs towards you, and you jump frightened. Terrified, you walk away. But then, in an old voice…

"Hello there, foreigner. It seems you have found my home. Come, and I shall show you the way"

She motions for you to get on top of her back, and piggy back rides you. Suddenly, she stops and queefs. It echos throughout the cavern, loud enough to make small children cry and cover their ears. The cavern turns black.

Then, she uses her fingers to dig into her asshole and summons chakra towards the shit-smothered finger. It catches on fire.

The room has a small orangutan child sitting, looking at you curiously. The cave has artwork on the walls, mangos and coconuts, and large pebbles.
"His name is Orion Grant Passmore, but we just call him Adrian" The female chimp says, wisely.

You communicate with the old chimp for a while. You want to leave after a few hours. And so, she makes you piggyback again and blows her queef so loud Adrian cries.

>>17827333
Once you are out of the cavern, you pull out of your pocket a fat nigger. He says, in an odd voice. "Hello. I will help you with anything." I kept him as a slave for months, and somehow hes still alive. You move him in a good position to knock down the door, and slam him against the door. In one loud, violent, thud, the door collapses.

You drop him, and he is passed out with a dent on his niggerly head and the scent of his smegma pulls you away. You look around the room, and find a chest in the middle of the room, swords, a battle map, guns, and multiple plastic containers unlabelled.

What shall you do next?

>>17827039
Backstory:

You were hanging out with your homeboys, discussing things, mostly about hating females. Tiki phonk plays in the backround. one of them says, "Hey, have you heard about Mango Island?"

"No, why?"

"Well, my mother told me an old tale about how Mango Island were the first to find about the ancient psychology of the Dark Mango."

"Whats the Dark Mango?"

The homeboys look at me weird, look at eachover oddly about me.

"One day you'll know. Why women are evil, not just them being hoes, but about…" He dosent say the rest. The homeboys leave you alone, while you sit pondering.

>>17827792
collect many tons of nigger poop and fashion a watercraft out of it to sail in search of black land loss compilations or somesuch