/soy/ - Soyjaks

>There was a time where Giga and Gigesse went to the park. It was a beautiful sunny day, you could se the splendid light going trough your mind and scatter the dark thoughts away for how mush it was shiny. Unfortunately at the park there was a nigger high on fent that was mugging people for money. Giga did not like that, niggers were mean to him in the past because they were clittycels that could not comoet with his BGC. So he killed that nigger with just his own willpower.
After that Giga and Gigesse went near the park's river, Hunky was sitting there watching the ducks with a melancholic look. Giga asked him "why so sad my dear friend". Hunky replied crying "the fuggen jeerdecucks are posting tranime bait in sharty again and I can't do shit about this". So Giga knew what to do. He self proclaimed admin with his own will and 'oxed and 'aped all jartycucks. He also 'nished all the other niggers of the site because he could just do that.
Moral of the story, be like Giga