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Since a young age, learning about his great-grandfather's German roots, and some family stories, he always wanted to, in his words,"BECOME AN ARYAN WARRIOR IN THE THIRD REICH!" He has done nearly everything to go back, but they have all failed. On one ordinary day, after another supposed "failed" ritual, chud gives up, and goes to bed. When he gets up, he's in a completely unknown apartment. As he figures out, it's his great-grandfathers apartment. It is the 2nd of July, 1939, according to the calandar. What is chud's first decision after realizing this?

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go up

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Go to the ss recruiting quarters

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Not even 1 toss made and became a dnb award

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>>17801759
it takes a while for me bc im a lazy shit but it VILL be made

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Realize he has put himself into a grandpa paradox

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>>17801603
Chud attempts to join the Waffen-SS in a nearby recruiting office, but is rejected due to his "Unaryan looks", due to his relative swarthy appearance and his weak jaw. How does he react?

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uh

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>>17802171
Chud shows him his bwc to prove he is an aryan beast

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>>17802523
chud argues with the recruiter, arguing that his sclong size makes up for his unaryan looks, and attempts to unbuckle his pants, while a few workers there try to escort him out. What does he do now?

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>>17802858
He uses his aryan strength to pull himself away from the men escorting him out, and manages to unbuckle his pants

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>>17802908
chud manages to pull-away from the attempted escort, and pulls down his pants in the process, only to reveal a 4-inch penis. In this state, what does chud try to do?

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>>17803225
Go to laboratory



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