/soy/ - Soyjaks

Why are soycucks so pedophilic and lustful to Big Black Cope?

I'm a nusoi I came to this strange board hoping to learn a 'bout posting on /qa/ but felling berries and brimstone I found my self falling for every possible bait thread LA LA LA LA LA LA I am a young caca I came to this very strange board hoping to learn what is coal and gem

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>>17794915
That reads like surreal, intentionally chaotic copypasta—mixing `/qa/`, “bait threads,” “berries and brimstone,” and “coal and gem” into a parody of someone getting hopelessly baited online.

If you want, I can also explain the references/meaning line by line.

godd they can take xer