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I was just tasked with taking care of my little brother while my parents are out at a party. Yes i still live at my parents despite being 20. That is irrelevant. But what should i do with my little brother? in 2-3 hours il have to put him to bed.

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How old is he?

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Hey man im 20 and still live with family as well, like half of Gen z still lives with family it seems like, its a result of the economy or something

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>>17765216
5 years old. Currently eating nuggets and fries. While watching the Minions movie.

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tell xhim about the protocols of the elders of Zion

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>>17765258
Not now. He would get bored and definitely demand me to show him subway surfers footage while i explain it.

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get him to say tranny

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teach him sharty stories

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Show him soytubekids videos
https://youtube.com/@SoyTubeKidsOfficial

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also show him soyjaks

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>>17765289
tsmt dodis

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>>17765275
I've done that before. Since there are kind of disturbing people here. I don't want his voice to be spread around here. I love my little brothers very dearly so i want to shield him from this website until he is 18.

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Get a two socks use them as puppets and make them yell nigger at each other

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>>17765289
He has before. He loves five little chuddies. He said its looks funny.

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can we ask your brother questions and he will answer them?

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how the fuck are you 15 years older tha your brother

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>>17765320
Complicated. My father died and my mother got remarried.

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>>17765289
I wonder if the guy who owns this channel is still around

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>>17765330
OHNONONO HIS MUMMA WAS FU.CKED BY MANY KEEEEK

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>>17765317
Whatever comes up to mind. Il ask his opinion
Ask whatever you want

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>>17765371
List all the admin names and ask him which is the best

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>>17765352
That's not nice. I love my little brother. He is my life. I would even kill anyone who dares to harm him.

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or maybe show him the admin's soysonas

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>>17765381
Let me search the list

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Teach him multivariable calculus

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Nah i understand you bro

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teach him how to decompile programs using asm

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>>17765243
Nigga was born in 2021…

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>>17765371
show him a picture of quote and ask him what he thinks of him

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>>17765434
Little caca missed prime 4chan

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>>17765390
Found the list. I asked him about Soot. He calls him
>Soty! he lokie funi!
I asked him about Captain Coal
He told me that it looks scary.
When i showed him Kuz he told me it looks scary too.
Doll for him looks funny because nice pink color and smile.
Max? i think i won't show him.
Froot? He hates oranges.
Root? he said it looks like a poopie head with hair
Ronald? Im not going to because he has nightmares of McDonalds clown.
Quote? Didn't care.
Mustard? Didn't care.
BBQ? Poopie nignog
Cobblestone? Eww girl bacteria
WarriorZ? scary
Broot? Didn't care.
Salt? Funny smile and salt on head.

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>>17765492
And fuck sakes he just puked on the table. Gotta clean it. I told him not to eat too fast

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>>17765478
not even cacas like cobblepooner

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>>17765243
Bro missed EVERYTHING

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>>17765555
Tell him about prime fort

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>Puking on a table randomly for no reason

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>>17765560
The problem is that if i start explaining he will complain
>big brodie boring! cotisol level high!

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>>17765544
what does he think of cobson

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>>17765478
>Cobblestone? Eww girl bacteria

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>>17765605
do dis, also show him the variants and ask which is his favorite

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>>17765605
I remember last time I asked him, he said that he looks a bit scary but also funny. My one thing that I don't like is that I taught him what a gem is. So now he keeps on saying that everything that he likes
>Jemmy!! Jemmy!!

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Tape his mouth shut when he’s sleeping so he breathes through his nose and gets a W jawline

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>>17765625
teach him what coal and brimstone is

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>>17765626
Okay, the first part of your message sounds extremely fucking disturbing as hell, but then when I understood what you were saying, I remember once when I picked them up from school, he literally comes up to me and then does the "bye bye" mewing thing. I let him always win when mogging me

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>>17765647
W brother

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Im 26 and live with my parents and Im never moving out. everyone I know can barely pay their rent while I leech off boomers.

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>>17765657
One thing i love is when he always shows me those funk songs. Even showed me that tiki tiki funk and yara yara is.

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>>17765674
I’m 20 and planning on doing that until I get my degree and find a stable job. Even then I’ll probably stay an extra year or 2 to stack bread

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>>17765681
Thats tuff asl icl

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>>17765681
>big brodie i wan sowie musik to you!
<Tiki Tiki tiki funk? How does that go?
>Tiki tiki ti-ki ta tiki ti ta-ka Matetekita-Kata
<Oh… well that sounds interesting

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>>>17765681
>>big brodie i wan sowie musik to you!
><Tiki Tiki tiki funk? How does that go?
>>Tiki tiki ti-ki ta tiki ti ta-ka Matetekita-Kata
><Oh… well that sounds interesting

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>>17765211 (OP)
I'm 23 my entire family is doing this

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absolute gem of a thread



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