/soy/ - Soyjaks

What if there was this new TV channel called the Rizzney channel (like Disney but rizz). There would be a random famous YouTuber like ishowspeed, Kaicenat or maybe even the rizzler himself and they would hold the want and trace a dollar sign and say "you're watching Rizzney channel". I mean, that would be so sigma! A channel even fanum couldn't tax and where the content is no cap on a stack. Shi, that be bussin fr. The shiws would be things like crazy pranks, cool new rap songs, shot from ohio, and maybe even some devious licks. The commercial breaks could be for ocky subs where they never forget the bev (neva eva eva). They would all drink monster energy and between 6-7pm the rizzler special would start. It would be a full hour of no ads, no limits real nigga shit. I'm not talking some corny ahh Mr beast shit, I'm talking sum insane shi you neva gon forget. So, are you sigmas ready to be invest?