/soy/ - Soyjaks

I believe salt may be admin 6, i sound schizo, but read the epiphany
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as it follows
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On the 5th of September, during the Great Purge, a soyteen had visions of being personally visited by Soot, who delivered him the following realisation.

I come to you now because I have had a great epiphany

While I was getting my Ϫth booster shot, it was revealed to me by Soot himself the Ϫ signs of Admin 6

The first is a red herring, a figurehead who will take the blame of Admin 6 despite not being it.

The second is an enlightenment of the soyteens of their homesite's dire state.

The third is infighting among people who were once brothers.

The fourth is the breaking of Soot's final wish.

The fifth is a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.

The sixth takes the form of a video.

The thremboth sign is the reinstating of an old order, and it is then you will know he has arrived.

I know not when this will occur, only that it will occur.
Doesnt this sound familiar, also
>marge, whats soots final wish
"never stop jakkin"
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and salts name starts with a s and ends with a t