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Nate is grounded and wants to go on an adventure
first reply decides what he doesulum

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Breaks the door

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>>17751664
Nate breaks the door down with a conveniently placed fire axe in his room. He now has to stay hidden because he made lots of noise.

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He hangs himself

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>>17751689
Nate creates an optical illusion that makes it look like he is hanging himself to guilt trip his parents and to distract them

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he fucks the ai robot

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can nate meet up with hunky

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>>17751699
He then fucks the nearby AI robot roomba vacuum cleaner in the house to break it, incase the fake hanging plan doesn't distract his parents enough.

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>>17751679
Escapes from the windows and carries with himself his jaks folder

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>>17751679
>FUCKING OBSESSED SNITCHFAG TROON DOOR FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

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>>17751718
He later somehow finds a physical copy of his soyfolder, then uses the bathroom window which was not locked to escape the house.

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>>17751697
>n-n-nate?

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>>17751731
Now he need to find the soysword to ack the trannies of his neighborhood

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>>17751646 (OP)

He jumps out the window, ending up killing a esl fnf pedo's pedocat and now he has to run from the pedo as he wants to rape him to death.

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>>17751758

Fuck im late

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>>17751758
He hops out the window, but lands on an ESL FnF Pedo's pedocat, killing it. The ESL FnF Pedo is now angry.
>>17751750
He then later hops over the fences of his home in order to find the Soysword, which he will soon use to kill the trannies and of course the ESL FnF Pedo in his neighborhood

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>>17751775
He spams horror videos on the Sharty.

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>>17751780
He can do it by magic or something.

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>>17751780
He grabs his phone, and then spams horror videos on the sharty. It managed to scare over 2.71 nusois away (don't ask what happened with the .71)

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>>17751792

They got raped as they lived on the same block as the esl fnf pedo

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>>17751803
Nate then hears screaming coming from his neighborhood, then he later finds out they were the 2.71 nusois he scared away getting raped by the ESL FnF Pedo.

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>>17751816

He then finds his soyswords, and kills the fnf pedo, the fnf pedo goes "AYYYYY NO MI KITTES AND MI AREPASS NOOOOO"

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>>17751830
After some searching, he finds the soysword in a literal who's backyards, finds the ESL FnF Pedo and kills the disturbing criminal with it. The Pedo's last words were, "AYYYYY NO MI KITTES AND MI AREPASS NOOOOO". Nothing of value was lost, and no charges were pressed due to the ESL FnF Pedo being i question being not only on the wanted list of the SOyburg Police Station but the needed list.

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>>17751830
After this he is going to 'ox and 'ape all the trannies in his neighboorhood, also he finds in the ESL FNF pedo pockets the coordinates to the jarty village

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>>17751859
He later decides to look into the ESL FnF Pedo's pockets so that he can later burn whatever might be inside of it, but all he finds is a sheet of paper with the coordinates of the Jarty Village. He plans on 'oxxing and 'aping all the trannies in his neighborhood first to keep the cacas in the town safe.

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>>17751868

First, he teleports caleb, his younger brother, to cacaborea, and later all the other cacas to cacaborea

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>>17751893
After this he doxes the firts tranny: a 7 foot tall shitskin with 6000lbs of pure fat and estrogen called Lilith (Real name Edoardo)

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>>17751917

And later, a 950 pound quadruple-chin morbidly obese, floor-destroying troon called Bianca(real name Mohammed) who was known for grooming 100+ cacas into diaperfurfags in the 'cord and 'blox

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>>17751955

And unlike xher tranny name, xhe had #000000 skin that would instantly shortcircuit any camera

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Sorry niggas I was pooping
>>17751893
Before he starts, he teleports Caca and later every Caca in town to Cacaborea where they are protected by BIG BUDDY
>>17751917
He doxes the first tranny: A 6000 pounds man named Lilith (Real naem Eduardo Ytbbrz Warriorz MartΓ­nez) and sends 60 pizzas to xem.
>>17751955
Later, he then doxxes the second tranny: Bianca (real name Mohammed Shar Alshaytan Kobbleston Zinji), infamous for grooming more than a hundred cacas into diaperfurfags in the 'cord and 'blox.
>>17751981
He also had skin so dark it would destroy any camera, so Nate had to draw Mohammed to later send it to the police as a tip.



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