>my family is planning a trip to america to visit relatives>I fantasize about raiding epstein island to get clout on youtube so my classmates won't call me an incel chud anymore>I call my cordxisters to help me pull this master plan off>they take not

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:50:42 №17749471 [Quote]

>my family is planning a trip to america to visit relatives
>I fantasize about raiding epstein island to get clout on youtube so my classmates won't call me an incel chud anymore
>I call my cordxisters to help me pull this master plan off
>they take notes of what supplies to bring
>I finally arrive to america and post proof on cord
>I ask them how exactly I'm gonna arrive on the island
>someone says he scammed $1M from trannies by registering a fake charity for lgbtqiahiv+ and getting them to donate so he could buy a helicopter to fly me there
>as I post more photos of my whereabouts everyone goes nuts
>someone says he can meet me as he lives in the area I'm in
>I go to the meeting place which is a gas station store that night
>he showed up but it turns out he's a nigger
>me and him talked for a long time before finally making out the full plan or the raid
>I'm supposed to raid the island alone as I'm harder to get caught
>a few people would instruct me where to go on the helicopter after dropping me off through watching my livestream broadcast to my fans
>nigger is a member of the hood so he got lots of spare spyware gear from his headquarters
>on the date of the raid, 11 pm
>I was forced to a family reunion
>I get spam pinged and see 100+ members in vc
>I lock myself in the toilet to join vc and get blasted by the noises of a zoo
>"op where the fuck are you"
>"guys I was forced to a family reunion, fuck this shit"
>"alright I'll send help"
>suddenly I hear the front door getting smashed open and a voice belonging to a rabid chimpanzee saying "I heard that someone wants some B! B! C!"
>chaos
>5 hours passed, I'm still too scared to go outside
>suddenly mom breaks open the door with a lockpick
>I look outside and see a bloodbath (not really, there's more cum than blood actually)
>I ask mom "what happened? is everyone okay?"
>"NO!!!!!!!!! YOU DEFINITELY DID THIS WITH YOUR DISCORD BUDDIES!!!!!!!! GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>mom points towards the police car outside in front of a crowd of people
>my phone got searched and I'm sentenced to several years in prison
>but then this is still the most meat-tickling summer I've ever had
<nice one, cordnigger. we all know you ate someone's dog.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:51:15 №17749476 [Quote]

bro got 4chan humor
'log thinks ima dork 💀

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:55:54 №17749516 [Quote]

up

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:56:31 №17749520 [Quote]

I don’t care but UP because of dead chink on ‘log

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:56:33 №17749521 [Quote]

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:57:12 №17749530 [Quote]

nah vro is from le 'cvck

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 08:01:37 №17749561 [Quote]

margerald

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 08:08:59 №17749614 [Quote]

Fuck off