==ALERT ALERT!!!==At 12:23 AM EST, SOYRAD radars picked up several incoming projectiles. The projectiles have now been confirmed to be ICBMs launched by Jarty Remnants. The probability of these warheads containing 'P, 'G and 'O are currently estimated at

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:29:14 №17747156 [Quote]

ALERT ALERT!!!
At 12:23 AM EST, SOYRAD radars picked up several incoming projectiles. The projectiles have now been confirmed to be ICBMs launched by Jarty Remnants. The probability of these warheads containing 'P, 'G and 'O are currently estimated at over 90%. Salt is currently onboard Soy Force One to be transported to a secure bunker and Jannies across the Sharty have been immediately mobilized. Estimated casualties are high.

EVACUATE NOW!

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:30:14 №17747174 [Quote]

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>ALERT ALERT!!!
>At 12:23 AM EST, SOYRAD radars picked up several incoming projectiles. The projectiles have now been confirmed to be ICBMs launched by Jarty Remnants. The probability of these warheads containing 'P, 'G and 'O are currently estimated at over 90%. Salt is currently onboard Soy Force One to be transported to a secure bunker and Jannies across the Sharty have been immediately mobilized. Estimated casualties are high.
>
>EVACUATE NOW!

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:30:41 №17747183 [Quote]

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>Salt is currently onboard Soy Force One to be transported to a secure bunker
FUCKING NIGGER DOESN'T DO JACKSHIT AND WHEN IT'S HIS JOB TO DO SOMETHING HE FUCKING RUNS AWAY KYS KY K SK KYSK YKS YKSKSKS SK SYK ST SKYS SALT END YOUR LIVEEEFESASF

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:30:47 №17747185 [Quote]

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:30:47 №17747186 [Quote]

>>17747174
Gem.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:30:59 №17747189 [Quote]

Where's 'c AKA 'f? You know, scary videos.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:31:18 №17747195 [Quote]

Total Jarty victory incoming!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDu7blhbCYA

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:31:21 №17747196 [Quote]

>>17747189
they keep that at the swinny not the jarty

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:32:32 №17747216 [Quote]

>>17747174
DOCTOOOOOOS HELP OYYYYYY

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:32:37 №17747218 [Quote]

>>17747196
How to find 'c/'f?

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:33:03 №17747223 [Quote]

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>ALERT ALERT!!!
>At 12:23 AM EST, SOYRAD radars picked up several incoming projectiles. The projectiles have now been confirmed to be ICBMs launched by Jarty Remnants. The probability of these warheads containing 'P, 'G and 'O are currently estimated at over 90%. Salt is currently onboard Soy Force One to be transported to a secure bunker and Jannies across the Sharty have been immediately mobilized. Estimated casualties are high.
>
>EVACUATE NOW!

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:34:17 №17747248 [Quote]

>>17747223
OYYYY MY EARS

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:35:14 №17747269 [Quote]

>>17747223
OYYYYYY MY EARS

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:36:04 №17747290 [Quote]

>>17747223
that feels so good to my ears

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:48:44 №17747533 [Quote]

SOYRAD UPDATE

We have lost contact with Soy Force One. The blast from a 'G warhead is believed to have blown the plane out of the sky, crashing somewhere in /qa/. Janny ground forces are being dispatched to search for survivors, and more importantly, Salt.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:52:16 №17747598 [Quote]

>>17747533
ITT we find Salt first and rape him

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:52:46 №17747604 [Quote]

Where's 'c/'f?

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:53:38 №17747614 [Quote]

>>17747533
GOOD!

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:53:53 №17747618 [Quote]

>>17747604
At the time we cannot confirm ICBMs containing 'c nor 'f warheads have been launched

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:56:11 №17747662 [Quote]

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>ALERT ALERT!!!
>At 12:23 AM EST, SOYRAD radars picked up several incoming projectiles. The projectiles have now been confirmed to be ICBMs launched by Jarty Remnants. The probability of these warheads containing 'P, 'G and 'O are currently estimated at over 90%. Salt is currently onboard Soy Force One to be transported to a secure bunker and Jannies across the Sharty have been immediately mobilized. Estimated casualties are high.
>
>EVACUATE NOW!

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 04:56:34 №17747670 [Quote]

SOYRAD UPDATE
Thankfully, Soyjak Party has been spared of the worst, as several ICBMs containing 'P warheads have been successfully intercepted and neutralized. We have no confirmed information on the location of Salt, however.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 05:06:25 №17747828 [Quote]

Gem thread

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 05:06:51 №17747838 [Quote]

gemmy thread

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 05:13:01 №17747940 [Quote]

>>17747156 (OP)
SNCA