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I put a buttplug up my ass and gooned to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and followed the ball hitting instructions and now I feel a weird pulsing sensation in my balls and it still hurts multiple hours after I did the ball plapping should i see a doctor and how the fuck do i explain what i did

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as one does

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organic frogfail ITT

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>>17743164 (OP)
Frogfails…

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most retarded nigger ever award

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Giggers…. not like this……

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>>17743164 (OP)
>White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty"
It's a real video

OP, are you for fucking real here

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>>17743197
Gigger?

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>I put a buttplug up my ass and gooned to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and followed the ball hitting instructions and now I feel a weird pulsing sensation in my balls and it still hurts multiple hours after I did the ball plapping should i see a doctor and how the fuck do i explain what i did

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what the fuck does any of this mean why the fuck were you hitting your balls how in god's green earth does anyone getoff to beating their balls

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>>17743210
>>17743223
OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY A FUCKING REAL VIDEO

not going to link porn but you can google the title he gave, it's literally an interracial porn compilation with instructions on how to hit your balls

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>Gooning to white boy university

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do froggers really

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>>17743251
GEEEG ADD THIS TO THE 'KI HAPPENINGS PAGE

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>>17743210
>>17743164 (OP)
I would search this up to see if its real, but my mom sees the browser data

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>>17743210
Are we fr right now? Something is happening.

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>>17743251
FROGGERS GOON TO BALL CRUSHING PORN GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17743277
>>17743262
>>17743251
>>17743223
>>17743210
>>17743197
>>17743192
>>17743171
>>17743181
>>17743276

niggers can you actually fucking help for a second I really don't know what to do my mom will fucking kill me if she finds out what I did but i really think i gotta go to a hospital (not underage just a enet)

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>>17743291
did you view the video in private browsing mode

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putting a buttplug up your ass and gooning to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and following the ball hitting instructions and now feeling a weird pulsing sensation in your balls that hurts multiple hours after you did the ball plapping then considering whether see a doctor and how the fuck to explain what you did

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>>17743291
You'll probably be fine just rest it off or something

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>>17743309
OH MY GODDD NUSOI FORGOT THE ARROW

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>>17743307
It's my pc dude
>>17743314
That's the thing, this shit is actual fucking agony I cannot rest it off, it's 5 AM and I still can't fucking sleep because of this

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>>17743274
>not concern with the damocles dagger of a potential of mom checking the soyjak traffic

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>>17743291
rub your balls with vinegar or olive oil

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nvm dont do that you are a freak

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>putting a buttplug up your ass and gooning to that one White Boy University episode called "destroy your clitty" and following the ball hitting instructions and now feeling a weird pulsing sensation in your balls that hurts multiple hours after you did the ball plapping then considering whether see a doctor and how the fuck to explain what you did

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'chived this thread

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>>17743340
>putting a buttplug up your ass

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>>17743328
Thanks, finally a helpful answer, I will look into that
>>17743336
Screw you nigga I got your help already, can't do anything about it now fucker

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>>17743321
destroy your pc

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You need to put some butter in your testicles OP it will ease the pain

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>>17743351
DONT DO IT FROGFAILER YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT HE WAS BAITING YOU

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You also fingered your asshole right? Of course you did you freak.

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>>17743370
chuddy he fucking stuck a plug in his ass we got bigger frogs to boil

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>>17743366
what the fuck is gemini talking about is vinegar not hydrochloric acid

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put your dick in the microwave

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>>17743366
What nigger tribe language is that

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>>17743366
SHIT I ALREADY RUBBED IT

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>>17743386
have fun being unable to breed

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>>17743390
NO NO NO HOW DO I WASH THIS OFF

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>>17743318
don't need an arrow for gigaquoting

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baited everynusoi award

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>>17743386
WASH YOUR BALLS AND APPLY BUTTER RIGHT NOW

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IT BURNS

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>>17743390
son it's just vinegar its not hydrogen peroxide

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>>17743386
natural selection bitch

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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BALLS YOU IDIOTS IT'S PEELING OFF

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>>17743402
vinegar is still gona do some damage

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>>17743274
and you use the fucking sharty anyways?

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>>17743409
JANNIES DO NOT APPROVE

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>>17743409
media pending approval im scared

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>>17743318
its a gigaunquote doe

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>>17743417
>>17743420
got baited by fake mpa award

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>>17743409
APPROVE PLEASE

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>>17743386
>>17743394
>>17743400
>>17743409
Actual OP here, very fucking funny but it actually does really fucking hurt. I will try butter

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>>17743432
you did it to yourself

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>>17743432
frigger go to the FUCKING DOCTOR

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>>17743425
damn it

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cbt gone wrong

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>>17743378
oh you don't wanna know.. the horror.

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>>17743432
>hits balls
>balls hurt
who would've guessed?

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>>17743409
fake MPA

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>>17743457
>this is why you need a mistress. she can handle my balls like a pro

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what were the instructions

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>>17743469
reaction time of a DNB

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Kill yourself how dare you goon to bbc porn instead of gay sounding aids-exchange bwc scat adult diaper lover cuckold futa tentacle porn

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>>17743469
everybaldi was already baited

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>>17743475
sorry i was researching the reaction of acetic acid with water

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bump to continue the frog humiliation

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i witnessed this thread

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Is a janitor baiting rn? 10 minutes and still media pending approval

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It's fucking over

It's actually fucking over

My mom saw me in the bathroom rubbing my balls with a new stick of butter and fucking unleashed her rage against me, after explaining what I was trying to do she called me a failure retard and began crying. I was still rubbing my balls with butter as this was happening because my balls hurt so fucking bad but this just made her more upset but i didn't know what to do. She doesn't want to talk to me

I think I might be getting thrown out of the house, this is really fucking bad. I don't know what to do and my balls still hurt fuck you guys you have just ruined my life tonight with your faggotry i was hoping to get some help from you

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ATTENTION DO NOT (KNOT) GO TO THE HOSPITAL (PTOYL ENTRANCE CENTRE) BECAUSE (((THEY))) WILL KNOW (HGPA PROTOCOL)

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>>17743586
Ok at least I know its satire now thank god

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>>17743586
get one last goon before getting kicked out

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>>17743586
OH MY GOD THIS IS KINO

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poke a hole in the butter and fuck it

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>>17743621
I can believe it's real, it's not even in the top 10 most retarded things done here

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>>17743409
WAIT A SECOND YOU FUCK ITS A FAKE

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SOMEONE PUT THIS ON HAPPENINGS I AM TOO RETARDED TO DO IT RIGHT.

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>>17743645
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17743655
i will just have to log into my 'ki account

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>>17743586
>rubbing your balls with butter as a foid is womansplaining to you

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op this is a 'log saving gem keep beating your balls

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>>17743667
>continuing to be a sissy frog for the BIBISI

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fuck i have to wait 10 minutes to archive it

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>>17743586
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17743679
do it for us 'chiver

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>>17743586
This is what happens to all spadesons btw

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>>17743586
GGHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG

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>>17743706
i have to wait 10 minutes because megalodon

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>It's fucking over
>
>It's actually fucking over
>
>My mom saw me in the bathroom rubbing my balls with a new stick of butter and fucking unleashed her rage against me, after explaining what I was trying to do she called me a failure retard and began crying. I was still rubbing my balls with butter as this was happening because my balls hurt so fucking bad but this just made her more upset but i didn't know what to do. She doesn't want to talk to me
>
>I think I might be getting thrown out of the house, this is really fucking bad. I don't know what to do and my balls still hurt fuck you guys you have just ruined my life tonight with your faggotry i was hoping to get some help from you

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and my mother found the fucking buttplug, fuck you, fuck this site, fuck everyone fucking shit fuck im fucking mad

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>>17743760
Truly the gemmiest of frogfails

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>>17743760
please be real

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>>17743760
what model is the buttplug. if it's smaller than your fist you didn't goon hard enough

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>>17743274
Someone quote this with a babyjak

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>>17743800
>a gem too bright?
<REDDIT SPACE
>also its on some pornsite

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>mom found the buttplug drawer

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>>17743760
ITS PARTY SAVING

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where can i find the video? i need it so… i can have context for op's thread, yeah thats why.

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>>17743800
LOOK ITS US

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>>17743816
lennonGEM

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>this thread

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>>17743832
We did it we saved the sharty

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>>17743800
>>17743816
Literally first result retard

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>>17743828
frigger just search up the name. frogs have got to be a bunch of sissies

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>>17743844
HYPNOTUBE RAID THREAD TO AVENGE FALLEN WARROR

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>>17743851
>avenge a frigger with broken balls

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>>17743844
RAID THIS FUCKING SITE

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>>17743856
giggers not like this…

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>>17743856
GIGGERS…

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>>17743856
OYYYYY DOCTOOOOOSSSSSSSSS

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>>17743856
GIGGERS

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>>17743856

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>>17743844
>>17743860
>>17743851
I'm up for raiding this video it'd be gemmy

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What if we made our own White Boy University where instead of being a sissy hypno channel it was a streamer university type event with white boys and wiggers being real ass niggas

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>>17743856
A GIGAQUOTE TOO FAR…

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>>17743876
>raiding a video

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>>17743879
Wigga university

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>>17743876
>making an account on a sissy hypno website to raid
just say you wanna plap your clitty

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>>17743881
Qrd whatd he say

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>>raiding a video

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>>17743882
Obviously spam the comments
>>17743886
nah i dont wanna do that

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>>17743891
>wasting an ip just to say this retarded shit

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My clitty is leaking someone get the vinigger

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>>17743896
>that one furfag that got every tor node blocked

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Somephono 'chive this thread

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>>17743915
is the 10 minutes up yet

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>>17743910
snopes this sounds like a funny story

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I love fnf its such a cool game

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>>17743844
>the frogfailer sat through all the 4 episodes before this

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>soicucks ACTUALLY goon to ball busting bnwo sissy porn
>nusoiclumpas asking where they got the porn from
>gigaquoting pedophiles
THERES TOO MANY NUSOIFAILS IN THIS THREAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17743929
some furfag was using the same ip as me and i got my tor browser fingerprinted

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the thread is on happenings now go check

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>>17743967
YEEEEEEEEEES

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Eqjiz
Does this work it's an archive of this thread

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Alright cytube for watching the White Boy University episode when

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>Alright cytube for watching the White Boy University episode when

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>>17744006
No it'd be funny

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>>17743993
'chived the cloudflare award

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>Alright cytube for watching the White Boy University episode when

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>>17744016
This is the reason why mpa exists

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>>17744016
what the fuck is this giga

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frogbros… after this thread… after the archive and 'ki… there's no coming back. Im so sorry.

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>>17744016
This is why Hitler killed himself

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>>17744047
>>17744037
>>17744059
Man am I glad that I just use a CSS to block all gifs from showing

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>>17744066
Care to give us it?

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>>17744086
bruh you can vibecode that shit in 5 seconds just ask gpt

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>>17743760
I need to stop gooning before some retarded shit like this happens, OP do you have no stealth? Why didnt you lock the door to the bathroom you moron you have no one to blame but yourself use this as an opportunity to stop doing porn. Go to church do some drugs to forget about it and live in a shack (((they))) raped your mind now you must fix yourself in spite

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>>17744016
im killing myself to this

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brimstone coal post DNI

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Vantawhite gem post do interact

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gemmest thread of the month

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File: Will Smith eating Spaghett….mp4 πŸ“₯︎ (9.26 MB, 1280x720) ImgOps

DOCTOS ITS 'O

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>>17744140
the first ever 'o

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fucking geg

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>>17744206
This is what fags get i guess

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Careful, aryans itt

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party saving

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bumo to continue the frog humiliation ritual

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Vantawhite gemerald from aryanheaven descending to re-moralize the 'teens

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frogs…

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This made me geg



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