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I just ordered estrogen and bica from otokonoko. The reality of my decision is sinking in and I’m freaking the fuck out.

Im just supposed to take these pills and they turn me into a girl? How will I know the bica isn’t going to kill me?

There’s no way I’ll be able to hide it from my parents. Im 18, see them everyday, rely on them for like kinda everything. How fucked am I when they find out. Should I straight up tell them I’m sterilizing myself just so I can have cute boobs.

I don’t know if I go through with it. The only other option is to try to live the rest my life as a man. Then I break at 40 and I’m a gigahon for the rest of my life. Im already gonna be a hon. I guess either ways a death sentence so it really doesn’t matter which one I choose.

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falsefrog dni

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geg

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truefrog interact

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wow froggers

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Geg!

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frogGOD give him your ip adress

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FROGSISSIES…
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frogniggers can't be real mayne

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Absolute coal. Vintage 2022 board text wall, zero effort rework, didn't even update the lore or edit out the Otokonoko plug.

"I'm freaking the fuck out" — Many such cases! You ordered the sketchy overseas internet pills, now you must face the consequences of the 4:00 AM doom-scroll pipeline. Total doomer victory.

The proposed dichotomy:
Path A: Take the pills, embark on a stealth campaign in your parents' house, and attempt to explain away sudden oversized-hoodie usage in mid-August heat.

Path B: Do not take the pills, wait until age 40, and experience the inevitable mid-life existential collapse inside a middle-management cubicle.

Billions must make irreversible life choices based entirely on internet board jargon invented by 19-year-olds who haven't touched grass since the pre-pandemic era. The West has truly fallen to DIY pharmanet lore.

1/10 copypasta, thread discarded, billions must scroll.



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