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Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:10:01 №17723680 [Quote]

Would you rather marry a hypersexual porn addict gooner foid with a high body count, or a girl who's completely asexual? You can assume neither will ever cheat. Also the asexual will never have sex with you even for the purpose of having children.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:11:34 №17723711 [Quote]

asexual and just get IVF

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:12:53 №17723732 [Quote]

>>17723711
You'd be okay with never fucking once?

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:13:04 №17723736 [Quote]

Girl #1 probably feels like fucking a bucket of water. Might as well stick with the hand and avoid the STDs.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:13:51 №17723748 [Quote]

>>17723736
What if she doesn't have stds

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:14:21 №17723762 [Quote]

>>17723732
i have a low sex drive anyway so its kinda meh

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:15:19 №17723779 [Quote]

>>17723748
den she juss a hoe. She ain't yo lady baby, she da streets lady… baby. You feel me dog?

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:15:45 №17723789 [Quote]

asexual girl

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:16:27 №17723805 [Quote]

Asexual girl, the foid porn addict is probably fucked in the head and will make my life hell

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:16:58 №17723820 [Quote]

Will the asexual woman at least allow for artificial insemination?

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:18:40 №17723855 [Quote]

>>17723820
Yeah

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:22:02 №17723895 [Quote]

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Just rape the asexual one

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:46:12 №17724295 [Quote]

I think the hypersexual gooner girl will act very clingy and obsessive and will probably never leave me alone.
So the asexual one is the better option.

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:47:03 №17724305 [Quote]

gooner girl

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:47:18 №17724312 [Quote]

Asexual, i saw what they did to turkey tom

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:47:32 №17724314 [Quote]

Of course the former

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:48:08 №17724320 [Quote]

Asexual of course

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:48:39 №17724329 [Quote]

i dont care about this only my gore folder understands me btw

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:49:34 №17724342 [Quote]

>>17724312
Marge

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:50:12 №17724348 [Quote]

>>17724312
>>17724320
Idk I just couldn't imagine having some girl you're in love with laying in bed next to you naked and you can't fuck her, I'd go insane from that

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:50:41 №17724355 [Quote]

what if i just cuck the asexual

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:51:13 №17724365 [Quote]

>>17724348
Better than a roastie

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 03:59:41 №17724494 [Quote]

I've heard that female gooners are somehow more degenerate than male ones.
Is that true?

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 04:00:43 №17724509 [Quote]

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Just rape the asexual one

Chud 09/10/26 (Thu) 04:01:44 №17724523 [Quote]

>>17724494
On average men are more degenerate but some women can definitely get into some really weird shit like gooning to the idea of their own rotting corpse being eaten by maggots and stuff like that

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