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how to get girlfriend

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>be hot
>go outside
>go to social events where people talk to each other
>the end

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You go walk late at night looking for lone woman and make sure theres nobody around you other then you and her and sneak up behind her and grab her mouth to mak3 sure she doesnt scream and tie her up and drag her to your car and drive back home and now you have a stay at home girlfrirnd!

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>>17714101
what if im sub 5

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If you mean how to find a girlfriend, the basic approach is:

1. Take care of yourself β€” hygiene, clothes that fit, fitness, hobbies, and confidence.
2. Meet more people β€” friends, classes, clubs, sports, volunteering, or dating apps.
3. Talk to girls normally β€” don't treat every interaction like an audition for a relationship. Ask about things you genuinely care about.
4. Show interest clearly β€” if you enjoy talking to someone, ask her to hang out one-on-one.
5. Accept rejection gracefully β€” attraction isn't something you can force, and rejection doesn't mean something is wrong with you.
6. Build an actual connection β€” listen, remember things she tells you, make her laugh, and be yourself rather than trying to impress her constantly.

A simple invitation can be as easy as: β€œI’ve enjoyed talking with you. Want to grab coffee sometime?”

The biggest secret is usually meeting more people \+ becoming comfortable talking to them \+ not taking rejection personally.

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>>17714108
is this method efficient

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>>17714101
what if
>not attractive
>hates going outside
>is a loser and has no friends

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>>17714122
what if im asocial

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>>17714108
doing this rn ama

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>>17714122
'G'pt maid dis

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>>17714124
Yuh nigga

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>You go walk late at night looking for lone woman and make sure theres nobody around you other then you and her and sneak up behind her and grab her mouth to mak3 sure she doesnt scream and tie her up and drag her to your car and drive back home and now you have a stay at home girlfrirnd!

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>>17714160
Im the giga and yes my neck does that and no im not a demon

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>>17714122
>Ask about things you genuinely care about
but foids only talk about SNCA

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>>>17714160 (You)
>Im the giga and yes my neck does that and no im not a demon

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>>17714114
if you are at least 5'9" and don't have a micropenis looksmaxx
>>17714126
become attractive and become confident enough in yourself to put yourself out there

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why ask a bunch of incels?

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>>17714122
This is actually good advice from 'gpt

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>>17714251
because trvcels know about looksmaxxing n shieet

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>>17714213
im 1.85m (6'1" i think) and skinny but im ugly as shit because muh haircut

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>>17714307 (mi)
also my social skills are terrible because im an aspie

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Are you tall and/or good-looking?
Yes: Just go outside or something
No: Are you white?
Yes: Get a 10/10 asian bitch
No: Leak at cumskins all day and post bbc on 4chan

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>>17714307
6'1" and skinny? You are a volcel.
>>17714316
I'm autistic too but women have approached me before.

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>>17714339
height pill only applies to 6,3 and above nowadays bro

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>>17714404
or if you go to some seamonkey country where you heightmog everyone

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>>17714404
I'm 5'11" and have gotten attention. I'm autistic so I always fumble it thobiet.

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I'm physically loathing her, but she's horribly touching me.

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>>17714339
height doesnt matter that much personality matters more
foids prefer a normie jestermaxxer over an aspie 7.5/10

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>>17714453
Height absolutely matters but you also need a decent face, white ethnicity, and personality.

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Stalk women

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Or create a tulpa of your favorite fictional character.

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just be an incelGOD



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